War Planets (1998–1999)
Prince Pyrus: Who are you calling a child, loser? Us children have beaten you so many times, it's getting boring.
Prince Pyrus: Goodbye, my vizier. My mentor. My friend. You perished as you lived... gloriously. This universe will never know your like again.
Graveheart: Your kindness is appreciated.
Femur: ...and it better be...
Femur: Think you and me could make a deal in private, tots?
Jade: Your hand... remove it... or lose it.
Zera: Hey! I'm going to learn to be a warrior! You'll see.
Prince Pyrus: [laughter] Yeah, right! Zera, warrior princess, that'll be the day!
Jewelia: Not much of a fighter... not much to look at either.
Jade: Fight now... beauty tips later!
Graveheart: Name's Graveheart. I'm the one who's gonna make you wish you'd never been born.
Sternum: You want a piece of me? Come get it!
Lamprey: Tekla, you cannot hide. Face me and I promise your death will be swift.
Slate: One mineral water on the house. Just keep the house standing... please?
Fire man: Let's see if your frostbite is as bad as your bark.
Vizier: Help me, my prince! Surely you will not let your old friend perish!
Prince Pyrus: My old friend has already perished!
Cryos: Men of Rock! You have gambled and lost! You have raided our world for the final time! And now you must pay the price!
Prince Pyrus: Capatin Blaze, you know this is madness!
Captain Blaze: Yes... is it not wonderful!
Zera: Ice extinguishes fire, remember?
Prince Pyrus: Yeah, but fire still melts ice.
Femur: What's her name?
Guard: She is Tekkla. She was injured in the battle while saving our king.
Femur: Too bad. I wouldn't mind getting my way with her!
Lamprey: The boy... he's dangerous.
Femur: Yeah! To teenage girls!
Jade: Free me and I will...
Jewelia: Do nothing! Now shut up! The only reason you're still alive is because you're just the bait I need. I don't know what Graveheart saw in you... and by the way... oh... he kisses well, doesn't he?
Jade: He would just as soon kiss a snake!
Jewelia: At least he'd die knowing what it is like to have a real woman...
Vizier: My Prince.
Prince Pyrus: I was wondering when you'd find me.
Vizier: Oh, why must you continue to play such foolish games?
Prince Pyrus: What can I say? It's a fun way to blow off steam.
Vizier: You know what I mean. I just heard of your plans to allow that ice trash, Cryos, to come to our world.
Prince Pyrus: He called and I said yes, what's the big deal?
Vizier: Our worlds have been at war for centuries. This is not for you alone to decide. Our law dictates...
Prince Pyrus: You forget! As prince, I am the law.
Vizier: Apologies, young prince. It is just... with your father gone, you are my responsibility... I thought I had taught you better.
Prince Pyrus: You taught me just fine... but if you want me to be king, I've got to learn to act like one.
Zera: Father! I was so scared!
Cryos: My beautiful snowflake... you know I'd never let anything harm you. Remember how to use this?
[hands her a gun]
Prince Pyrus: Blaze, you have to stop this! There's no way the Alliance is gonna let you steal a battle moon!
Blaze: By the time they realized what has happened... it will be too late.
Femur: Ha! They're probably comin' after your blazin' butt right now!
Prince Pyrus: Okay, that's it! Why must you always argue with me? Look, I'm going this way. You're welcome to follow me or not.
Zera: Don't hold your breath.
Cryos: It appears our argument has been settled for us.
Graveheart: Too bad we won't live to find out who won.
Jade: You're attacking when you should be defending... and you're defending when you should attack. If I were the enemy, you would be dead.
Zera: Oh, never mind... I'll get you next time.
Jade: In battle, there is no next time.
Lady Zera: Don't you walk away from me, we're not done talking.
Prince Pyrus: Get off my bridge, you don't belong here.
Lady Zera: And my father doesn't belong inside that volcano.
Prince Pyrus: You're starting to get on my nerves...
Lady Zera: Just starting? I must be slipping.
Graveheart: So tell me, why have you set me free?
King Cryos: You could have fled, and yet you stayed to defend those, who moments before, threatened to destroy you... my people.
Graveheart: I've had enough of this!
Tekla: Wait! Come back!
King Cryos: He flees. The men of Rock are known to be brittle at the spine.
Graveheart: This'll be my first trip to planet Fire in years.
King Cryos: Is that because you specialized in raiding my planet?
Graveheart: Look, I said I was sorry.
King Cryos: I believe you said it was only business. Just like our trip here.
Graveheart: So tell me, do you enjoy talking to yourself? You know, if you destroy this planet, you destroy yourself as well.
Blokk: A small price to pay for your death.
Graveheart: I can't let you do this.
Blokk: Ha! Come and stop me, little man. I will enjoy putting you out of MY misery!
Graveheart: Funny... I was just about to say the exact same thing.
Lady Zera: Pyrus, I've activated the world engines. You'd best back off.
Prince Pyrus: Hey, you got a license to drive that thing?
Lady Zera: Pyrus, I've activated the world engines. You'd best back off.
Prince Pyrus: Hey, you've got a license to drive that thing?
Prince Pyrus: Now this is the way a king should live.
King Cryos: I find it excessive. Even by Femur's standards.
Prince Pyrus: I'm sorry I let you down, Vizier. I wish I could've been the kind of king my father was.
King Cryos: Once more into the breach, dear friend?
Graveheart: It's starting to become habit.
Prince Pyrus: This is ridiculous! For every one I destroy, two more take its place.
Graveheart: So, when was the last time you were on Fire, so to speak.
King Cryos: During the Golden Jubilation.
Graveheart: Yeah... that's right. The cluster's last true chance at peace. What went wrong?
King Cryos: What didn't? It was a difficult moment. One I'm sure the Grand Vizier remembers quite well.
Graveheart: You think he'll be a problem?
King Cryos: Let's say he is... excitable. Even by Fire standards.
Jade: [laughing] ... and then, Graveheart came out of the tunnel, wearing only a salute!
Graveheart: What do you mean I can't come in?
Bouncer: Sorry, we don't serve miners here.
Graveheart: Moon Over Mayhem? Jade must be crazy!
Femur: Ha! Could have told you that much ago, ace.
Graveheart: [to Cryos] And I thought the reception on your world was cold.
Sternum: Come, come, Graveheart. Let's get this over with. It is Jewelia I want, not one of her lap dogs.
Graveheart: I'm nobody's lap dog, murderer!
Rock man: We won't go down easy, insect!
King Cryos: Nevertheless, you will go down.
Rock Guard: Fly fast, insect, before we forget about the treaty.
King Cryos: Graveheart led me to believe there was more to you Rock people. How sad that he was wrong.
Jade: How can I protect you when you keep taking stupid chances?
Graveheart: If the job was easy, anyone could do it.
Jade: The Vizer has somehow noticed his prince is missing. If Pyrus is not found soon, Fire will pull out of the Alliance.
Grand Vizier: And you, eater of worlds, may you taste our righteous fire... and choke on it! For my planet's sake... I spit my last breath at thee!
Prince Pyrus: The Vizier died so that our people could live. And for that, I salute him.
Lady Zera: Please, Father... you can't...
King Cryos: For the good of us all, I must.
Femur: Cryos, I hope you know what you're doing!
Cryos: I would feel more confident if I could SEE what I'm doing.
Prince Pyrus: Who are you, man of Rock and why are you here?
Graveheart: Name's Graveheart. I'm traveling with King Cryos.
Prince Pyrus: Why you and not your king?
King Cryos: Uh, do you know Lord Mantel? Nothing can pry him from his throne.
Femur: That was real clever, doll. Getting me to grovel like that so he'd change his mind. How did you think of that?
Jade: I didn't.
Femur: You're joking right? Right?
Jewelia: How sweet... the former lovers reunited. Sorry Sternum, I'd ask you out, but I... I just hate dating guys on the rebound.
Sternum: I will enjoy breaking the crystals from your body...
Jewelia: I don't think so...
Prince Pyrus: Are you okay?
Zera: I'm fine, no thanks to you. I hate you! And I hate your stupid bridge! What's so special about it anyhow?
Prince Pyrus: Well, not that it matters to you but... my father used to bring me here when I was a kid. He always said from here you could see all the beauty of our planet. Sometimes... I come here to think.
Zera: Where is your father? And why can't he stop this stupid trial?
[Pyrus scowls and looks away]
Zera: I'm sorry... I didn't think...
Prince Pyrus: That's right! You didn't!
Zera: We're still not friends, are we?
Prince Pyrus: What? Fire and ice? No way! Not gonna happen!
Zera: Good. I was just making sure.
Zera: I don't understand... Blokk killed Mantel. Why does he keep us alive?
Blokk: Because you do not deserve a swift death! You have caused me much humiliation. Your death at the Beast's hands will be long and filled with suffering!... I look forward to it.
Graveheart: Is there anything I can do?
Cryos: Yes... stop asking.
Cryos: Leave me... and save yourself.
Graveheart: Now it's your turn to stop asking.
Prince Pyrus: But they need me!
Grand Vizier: Your homeworld needs you more.
Prince Pyrus: Easy! Easy! They're here to end a war, not start one.
Prince Pyrus: Our home fires will burn for as long as there is memory.
Zera: If you're worried about Vox, don't be. The technicians on Ice are the best.
Tekla: I have no doubt that Vox is in good hands.
Zera: Then... what is the matter?
Tekla: I am a fool. I led us to this.
Zera: It's not your fault. We all trusted Jade. In betraying you, she betrayed us all.
Tekla: Still, it is not the first occasion my judgment has proven faulty. This time, the consequences were disastrous.
Prince Pyrus: Hey, don't sweat it, we're all feeling pretty burned right now.
Graveheart: Cryos, go! Find the engines!
Sternum: The engines? That's all you care about?
Graveheart: You killed what I care about... and I'm here to take it out of your hide!
Sternum: What are you waiting for? Finish me!
Graveheart: I would... but you're not my enemy.
Sternum: If I pull this trigger, victory and Jade will both be mine. Tell me, man of Rock... what would you do?
Zera: Maybe you're not so useless after all.
Prince Pyrus: Oh, is this your way of apologizing to me?
Zera: In your dreams...
Zera: Uh oh... any ideas?
Prince Pyrus: I'm hoping for suggestions.
Jade: [about Sternum and Femur] One of you must be adopted.
Sternum: No, we are brothers by blood.
Jade: Then the gene pool was polluted.
Graveheart: This is ridiculous! There's no way you can survive this.
Cryos: I will because I must... now do you wish to lead or shall I?
Graveheart: What are they?
Cryos: I believe they are called... lava dogs.
Graveheart: Wouldn't happen to have... any biscuits on ya, would ya?
Graveheart: King Cryos, you stand ready to condemn us, and yet your people have done the same to our world.
Cryos: Who dares?
Graveheart: Me? I'm just a miner.
Cryos: A thief you mean.
Graveheart: No, a miner. Just someone out to help his world.
Cryos: Then you should have stayed off ours.
Graveheart: You know we can't do that. We need your water to survive.
Cryos: So you steal it?
Graveheart: Yes, we do. Just as you steal from us and we both steal from planets Fire and Bone. We need each other's natural resources to survive, and you know it.
Cryos: It is our way of life.
Graveheart: Then allow us to leave your planet, and we'll leave your precious ice... our precious water.
Rock captain: No! We won't leave without the ice! We can't.
Cryos: [to Graveheart] Your comrades damn you, rockhound. I have sworn to protect my planet and my people... I will not violate that oath.
Prince Pyrus: Man of rock, why are you here and not your king?
Graveheart: It's a long story, my prince. The Beast planet will be here any minute.
Graveheart: How can I protect whole worlds when I couldn't even protect one man?
Jade: He was a quarrior. He was not your responsibility.
Graveheart: I'm just a miner.
Jade: No! You are not just a miner.
[Jade thrusts her head towards Graveheart's helmet]
Lamprey: Looking for a hero's death?
[shoots the soldier]
Lamprey: Sorry to disappoint you.