So Weird (1999–2001)
Nurse: Okay, young man, what seems to be the problem?
Carey: Overprotective parents.
Nurse: There's no cure for that.
Carey: Tell me about it.
[a monster is chasing them]
Jack: What *is* that thing?
Clu Bell: Hey, Why don't we ask it what it is *after* it rips our heads off, what do you say?
Bricriu: The problem with you mortals is the limited lifespan. Rush, rush, rush, rush, rush... less than a century to get things done!
Clu Bell: Yeah, Dad. You gotta meet us on our level.
Ned Bell: I've been on your level. Being a teenager sucked.
[Carey to Ned]
Carey: Who was that?
Ned Bell: That was Tad Raxall, the world's *largest* computer genius.
Carey: Really? That wouldn't have been my first guess.
Jack: Hey, Carey, you got change for a dollar?
[hands Jack 80 cents]
Jack: You only gave me 80 cents!
Carey: Transaction fees, man.
Molly Phillips: We can't just walk up to a stranger's house, and say, "Are you okay?"
Fi: Can if you're with me.
Bricriu: Seems like I've caused the very thing I came here to prevent... life's just a series of merry little mix-ups!
Annie: Wait, Jack, don't!
Jack: Don't do what, goofball?
Annie: [innocently] Nothing.
[soda sprays everywhere when Jack opens it]
Annie: [turns around] Yup, that one never gets old.