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The Diceman Cometh (1989) Poster

(1989 TV Special)

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Andrew Dice Clay: C'mon baby, lose the bra.

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Andrew Dice Clay: Hickory Dickory Dock. Some chick's been sucking my cock. Clock struck two, dropped my goo...

Andrew Dice ClayAudience: ...Dumped the bitch down the next block!

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[talking to a couple in the audience]

Andrew Dice Clay: Panties? You shouldn't be wearing panties. D-Don't you read the gynaecological reports!

[uproarious laughter]

Andrew Dice Clay: You get that-that moisture build-up which leads to you know, the yeast thing.

[more laughter]

Andrew Dice Clay: I mean, you're making *bread* down there, baby.

[more laughter]

Andrew Dice Clay: And after the guy eats a loaf-and-a-half he gets FULL!

[more laughter]

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Andrew Dice Clay: Jack and Jill went up the hill, each witk a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two-fifty, OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Andrew Dice ClayAudience: WHAT A FUCKING WHORE!

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Andrew Dice Clay: [first line during show] I got my tongue up this chick's ass.

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