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The Diceman Cometh (1989)

Unrated | | Documentary, Comedy | TV Special
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Trini
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Young Dice
Jacque Lynn Colton ...
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JoAnne (as Julie Werner)
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Andrew Dice Clay: Hickory Dickory Dock. Some chick's been sucking my cock. Clock struck two, dropped my goo...
Andrew Dice ClayAudience: ...Dumped the bitch down the next block!
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Crazy Credits

Special Thanks To Mom ...... For The Attitude Dad......For The Drive Natalie......For The Support Trini......For Believing Rodney Dangerfield......For The Shot Mitzi Shore......For The Stage Pips......For The Start "The Nostrand Schmucks" See more »

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Poor Excuse For A Comic
5 January 2001 | by (California, USA) – See all my reviews

This movie was so bad that I was forced to take it back to the video store not more than ten minutes after putting it in the VCR. I didn't have any intention of getting my money back, I just wanted to get rid of the thing. As I was dropping it through the "drop-box", I said to the attendant at the counter, "This movie is stupid." The jokes were tasteless and not even funny. I wish I could have given this movie a "-1" or at least a "0" because it was a waste of film and a poor excuse for a comedy. Words to the wise: DON'T EVER WATCH THIS!!!!!! YOU'LL THANK ME LATER!!!!!!


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