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The Diceman Cometh (1989)

TV Movie  |  Unrated  |   |  Documentary, Comedy
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Dice's Mom
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Dice's Dad
Jarrett Lennon ...
Young Dice
Jacque Lynn Colton ...
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Cliff Emmich ...
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JoAnne (as Julie Werner)
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[talking to a couple in the audience]
Andrew Dice Clay: Panties? You shouldn't be wearing panties. D-Don't you read the gynaecological reports!
[uproarious laughter]
Andrew Dice Clay: You get that-that moisture build-up which leads to you know, the yeast thing.
[more laughter]
Andrew Dice Clay: I mean, you're making *bread* down there, baby.
[more laughter]
Andrew Dice Clay: And after the guy eats a loaf-and-a-half he gets FULL!
[more laughter]
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Special Thanks To Mom ...... For The Attitude Dad......For The Drive Natalie......For The Support Trini......For Believing Rodney Dangerfield......For The Shot Mitzi Shore......For The Stage Pips......For The Start "The Nostrand Schmucks" See more »

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Poor Excuse For A Comic
5 January 2001 | by (California, USA) – See all my reviews

This movie was so bad that I was forced to take it back to the video store not more than ten minutes after putting it in the VCR. I didn't have any intention of getting my money back, I just wanted to get rid of the thing. As I was dropping it through the "drop-box", I said to the attendant at the counter, "This movie is stupid." The jokes were tasteless and not even funny. I wish I could have given this movie a "-1" or at least a "0" because it was a waste of film and a poor excuse for a comedy. Words to the wise: DON'T EVER WATCH THIS!!!!!! YOU'LL THANK ME LATER!!!!!!


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