Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ... See full summary »
Andrew Dice Clay,
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This movie was so bad that I was forced to take it back to the video store not more than ten minutes after putting it in the VCR. I didn't have any intention of getting my money back, I just wanted to get rid of the thing. As I was dropping it through the "drop-box", I said to the attendant at the counter, "This movie is stupid." The jokes were tasteless and not even funny. I wish I could have given this movie a "-1" or at least a "0" because it was a waste of film and a poor excuse for a comedy. Words to the wise: DON'T EVER WATCH THIS!!!!!! YOU'LL THANK ME LATER!!!!!!
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