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The Diceman Cometh (1989)

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Cast overview:
Kathleen Monica ...
Fred Asparagus ...
Dice's Mom
Dice's Dad
Jarrett Lennon ...
Young Dice
Jacque Lynn Colton ...
Female Customer
Cliff Emmich ...
Male Customer
JoAnne (as Julie Werner)


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Also Known As:

Andrew Dice Clay Live! The Dice Man Cometh  »

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Did You Know?


Andrew Dice Clay: Hickory Dickory Dock. Some chick's been sucking my cock. Clock struck two, dropped my goo...
Andrew Dice ClayAudience: ...Dumped the bitch down the next block!
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Crazy Credits

Special Thanks To Mom ...... For The Attitude Dad......For The Drive Natalie......For The Support Trini......For Believing Rodney Dangerfield......For The Shot Mitzi Shore......For The Stage Pips......For The Start "The Nostrand Schmucks" See more »


Referenced in Saturday Night Live: Bob Saget/TLC (1995) See more »

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Great comedian
19 August 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This comedian is a comical genius. Perfect timing with excellent stage presence. Watching this movie will appeal to any of your sick and disturbed side with a light comical feel. Any one can pick up this movie and instantly become a fan of the Diceman. Being a fan of Andrew Dice Clay this movie only furthered my liking of his comedy. His spins on the Mother Goose nursery rhymes are not only hilarious but original and witty. The only problem someone may have is that it's not family oriented at all, so if you do end up getting this movie, I'd suggest not showing it to your five year old kid. Pick this movie up at any store you see it and you'll love it for ever.

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