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The Diceman Cometh (1989)

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[talking to a couple in the audience]
Andrew Dice Clay: Panties? You shouldn't be wearing panties. D-Don't you read the gynaecological reports!
[uproarious laughter]
Andrew Dice Clay: You get that-that moisture build-up which leads to you know, the yeast thing.
[more laughter]
Andrew Dice Clay: I mean, you're making *bread* down there, baby.
[more laughter]
Andrew Dice Clay: And after the guy eats a loaf-and-a-half he gets FULL!
[more laughter]
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Special Thanks To Mom ...... For The Attitude Dad......For The Drive Natalie......For The Support Trini......For Believing Rodney Dangerfield......For The Shot Mitzi Shore......For The Stage Pips......For The Start "The Nostrand Schmucks" See more »

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Awesome movie
22 December 2001 | by (New York) – See all my reviews

This masterpiece can only be fully enjoyed by one who enjoys dirty jokes about sex. But if you do this is quite possibly the funniest thing you'll ever see. His rhymes and his storys, along with his 12 cartons of cigarettes will keep you laughing. Do your self a favor and go out and rent this as soon as possible, you'll laugh your butt off after the first minute.


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