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Noah's Ark (TV 1999) 3.9
In the Biblical story from Genesis, God floods the world as Noah rescues his family and the animals in a gigantic ark. Director:John IrvinWriter:Peter Barnes |
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Cast
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| Mary Steenburgen | ... | ||
| F. Murray Abraham | ... | ||
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Sarah
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| Jonathan Cake | ... | ||
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| Emily Mortimer | ... |
Esther
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| Sydney Tamiia Poitier | ... |
Ruth
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| Sonya Walger | ... |
Miriam
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| James Coburn | ... |
The 'Peddler'
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Max Phipps | ... |
Jezer
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Joseph Spano | ... |
Micah
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Terry Norris | ... |
High Priest
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Jonathan Biggins | ... |
First Priest
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In the Biblical story from Genesis, God floods the world as Noah rescues his family and the animals in a gigantic ark. Written by Michael "Rabbit" Hutchison <rabhutch@spacestar.net>
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It was the end of the world... And the beginning of hope.Parents Guide:
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Language:
EnglishRelease Date:
2 May 1999 (USA) See more »Also Known As:
L'arche de Noé See more »Company Credits
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First Priest: You're sacrificing a virgin to the rain god Mole.
High Priest: What for?
Second priest: Rain, what else? Rain.
[to second priest]
Second priest: He's passed it.
First Priest: We'll have to elect ourselves a new one.
High Priest: Rain? Oh, yes, of course. Of course, rain. Isn't that little Ruth? Why are we sacrificing her?
First Priest: She's the only virgin we could find on such short notice.
Second priest: If we had more time...
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High Priest: I forget what we're doing tonight.First Priest: You're sacrificing a virgin to the rain god Mole.
High Priest: What for?
Second priest: Rain, what else? Rain.
[to second priest]
Second priest: He's passed it.
First Priest: We'll have to elect ourselves a new one.
High Priest: Rain? Oh, yes, of course. Of course, rain. Isn't that little Ruth? Why are we sacrificing her?
First Priest: She's the only virgin we could find on such short notice.
Second priest: If we had more time...
[...]
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Sorry about that. But if you have seen this "epic", you will obviously know of the utter disregard for the actual text of the Bible. Now, I'm not exactly the next in line for sainthood, but I do know the basics. And the basics were this. God wanted to wipe everyone of the face of the Earth because he believed they have been corrupted to the point of no return. He chose Noah, the diamond in the rough, and his family to be spared due to their uncorrupted ways. Noah builds an ark as instructed by God to house he, his family, and two of every creature while he floods the rest of the planet. Those are the basics. In this movie, you have other people roaming around the seas such as peddlers and pirates. But I thought that EVERYONE was wiped out. I guess the executives at NBC have never been to church. There are other inaccuracies, I'm told, but being the average Joe, I have no idea what they are. Sorry. Back to the movie, it was inaccurate, as stated before, the acting stunk, but some of the effects were good, I'll give it that. But as a whole, I've seen a better and more tasteful rendition of the story done as a little scene on The Simpsons. God help the NBC executives come judgement day. 3/10