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(1999)

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Simon: A potato?

Nick Miranda: Yeah!

Simon: You gagged her with a POTATO?

Nick Miranda: I tried grapes but she kept eating them!

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Ashton: Remove them! It's a bridge, for god's sake; not a petting zoo!

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Ashton: Now, feel free to jump in if I get any of this wrong, but you haven't got the disc, and you haven't got the girl...

[Silence]

Ashton: ... Pity. I was so hoping you'd jump in.

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Ashton: Guess what we're going to blow up first!

Simon: Your ego?

Ashton: No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower!

Simon: Why?

Ashton: Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!

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Ashton: Stupid bee! You're just a fly with a stinger on your arse!

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The Dancer: Job this!

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