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Moshe Diamant (story) &
Rudy Cohen (story) ...
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Release Date:
29 October 1999 (Estonia) more
Tagline:
The game's not over until... more
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One of the worst movies ever made more (53 total)
Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only)| Dennis Rodman | ... | Simon | |
| Dane Cook | ... | Nick Miranda | |
| John Pinette | ... | Micro | |
| Ricky Harris | ... | Macro | |
| Filip Nikolic | ... | Michael Gabrielli (as Filip Nikolitch) | |
| Natalia Cigliuti | ... | Claire Fence | |
| Emma Wiklund | ... | The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg) | |
| Jérôme Pradon | ... | Ashton | |
| Xin Xin Xiong | ... | Xin Xin (Bodyguard) | |
| Henry Courseaux | ... | Bernard Gabrielli | |
| Igor De Savitch | ... | Colonel Jacques Telore | |
| Clayton Day | ... | William Fence | |
| Jean-Michel Dagory | ... | Frenais | |
| Pierre Madengar | ... | Etiophian Vendor | |
| Kevin Elders | ... | British Reporter / Cartoon Voice |
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Rated PG-13 for violence and sexuality.
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85 min | Argentina:90 min
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1.85 : 1 more
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Iceland:12 | Philippines:PG-13 | Argentina:13 | Germany:16 | Mexico:B | Peru:14 | Sweden:15 | UK:12 | USA:PG-13
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Revealing mistakes: In the hotel room as Simon is arming himself and arguing with Nick (Dane Cook), he calls Nick "Dane." more
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References Jurassic Park (1993) more
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Chika Boom more
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Get this: Dennis Rodman is an Interpol agent (ha!) living in the cellar of a French monestary with two monk buddies (one fat, one black) who try to battle an evil diabolical villain who plans to use some kind of computer chip thingy to arm a weapon so he can blow up the world (or whatever it is mad movie villains like to do).
This movie is SO LAME! I remember I was vacationing in Nags Head, North Carolina when Cinemax started airing ads for the film and presenting it as some kind of "great film." I thought it looked like total garbage but I watched it anyway, just to laugh at Dennis Rodman.
Good god, it's bad. Is it EVER bad! It's got that distinct crazy directorial style all bad movies of today have - you know, everything's all crazy and over-the-top, ranging from coloring of sets and characters to plots to dialogue to action sequences.
Some of this seems fairly reminiscent of that similarly awful Rodman movie named "Double Team," which co-starred Jean-Claude Van Damme (ha!) and Mickey Rourke (poor Mickey). But any movie with Rourke is at least tolerable...this is not tolerable in the least.
Rodman gets my vote for being one of the worst actors of all time and this movie certainly fits his talents.