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Simon Sez (1999)

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Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Simon
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Nick Miranda
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Micro
Ricky Harris ...
Macro
Filip Nikolic ...
Michael Gabrielli (as Filip Nikolitch)
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Claire Fence
Emma Wiklund ...
The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg)
Jérôme Pradon ...
Ashton
Xin Xin Xiong ...
Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Henry Courseaux ...
Bernard Gabrielli
Igor De Savitch ...
Colonel Jacques Telore
Clayton Day ...
William Fence
Jean-Michel Dagory ...
Frenais
Pierre Madengar ...
Etiophian Vendor
Kevin Elders ...
British Reporter / Cartoon Voice
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Storyline

Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

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Taglines:

It Ain't Over Til ... (Simon Sez) See more »

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Action | Comedy

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Rated PG-13 for violence and sexuality | See all certifications »
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Release Date:

12 July 2000 (Belgium)  »

Also Known As:

Rescate explosivo  »

Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$185,472 (USA) (24 September 1999)

Gross:

$185,472 (USA) (24 September 1999)
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During the fight scene on the bridge with Micro and the herd of sheep, one of the bad guys is thrown over the bridge. About half way through his fall, you can see the tether he's attached to stop his fall. See more »

Quotes

Ashton: Guess what we're going to blow up first!
Simon: Your ego?
Ashton: No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower!
Simon: Why?
Ashton: Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!
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References Jurassic Park (1993) See more »

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Written and Performed by Brian Tyler
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12 September 2004 | by (Lakewood, NJ) – See all my reviews

This reeked of a bomb, yet I had to watch it because Dennis Rodman movies always provide that so bad it's good theme going for them. This one was no exception: terrible acting, bad music, and an even worse plot are all repertory examples. This was the worst out of the 3 legitimate movies he was in ("Double Team" and "Cutaway" were slightly better because they either had better actors in it to somewhat make up for the loss or at least fairly suitable dialog). But in this the one-liners just fell flat and weren't even laughable for how bad they were. It's good I saw this so if by some chance there was another unfortunate such as myself that saw this as well we can ever so delightfully bash it together. Such a bad movie!

Final put-down:

Movies : NO! It was released straight to video anyways.

DVD Purchase : You've got to be kiddin' me.

Rental : If you say so.


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