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Simon Sez (1999)
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Release Date:
29 October 1999 (Estonia)
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Tagline:
The game's not over until... more
Plot:
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Tied To Chair
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Abduction
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Gagged And Bound
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Agent
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Monk
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Nothing good to say
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Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only)| Dennis Rodman | ... | Simon | |
| Dane Cook | ... | Nick Miranda | |
| John Pinette | ... | Micro | |
| Ricky Harris | ... | Macro | |
| Filip Nikolic | ... | Michael Gabrielli (as Filip Nikolitch) | |
| Natalia Cigliuti | ... | Claire Fence | |
| Emma Wiklund | ... | The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg) | |
| Jérôme Pradon | ... | Ashton | |
| Xin Xin Xiong | ... | Xin Xin (Bodyguard) | |
| Henry Courseaux | ... | Bernard Gabrielli | |
| Igor De Savitch | ... | Colonel Jacques Telore | |
| Clayton Day | ... | William Fence | |
| Jean-Michel Dagory | ... | Frenais | |
| Pierre Madengar | ... | Etiophian Vendor | |
| Kevin Elders | ... | British Reporter / Cartoon Voice |
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Rated PG-13 for violence and sexuality.
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Runtime:
85 min | Argentina:90 min
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1.85 : 1 more
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Certification:
Iceland:12 |
Philippines:PG-13 |
Argentina:13 |
Germany:16 |
Mexico:B |
Peru:14 |
Sweden:15 |
UK:12 |
USA:PG-13
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The Dancer:
Job this!
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References "Star Trek" (1966)
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Chika Boom
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I can't find anything good to say about this movie. The acting is poor; the plot seems to have a mind of its own (like a 2-year-old's); the fighting scenes are some of the worst I've ever seen in a movie. They're so unrealistic, it's more like watching a cartoon. Dennis Rodman does seem to try, sometimes. Most of the time, he's just trying, unsuccessfully, to be cool. Half of the characters in this thing seem to be there for comic relief. Seriously, half of them. It's that stupid. Don't pay money to see this movie. And don't EVEN consider buying it.