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Simon
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Nick Miranda
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Micro
Ricky Harris ...
Macro
Filip Nikolic ...
Michael Gabrielli (as Filip Nikolitch)
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Claire Fence
Emma Wiklund ...
The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg)
Jérôme Pradon ...
Ashton
Xin Xin Xiong ...
Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Henry Courseaux ...
Bernard Gabrielli
Igor De Savitch ...
Colonel Jacques Telore
Clayton Day ...
William Fence
Jean-Michel Dagory ...
Frenais
Pierre Madengar ...
Etiophian Vendor
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British Reporter / Cartoon Voice (as Kevin Elders)
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Storyline

Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

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It Ain't Over Til ... (Simon Sez) See more »

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Action | Comedy

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Rated PG-13 for violence and sexuality | See all certifications »
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Also Known As:

Rescate explosivo  »

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Budget:

$10,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$185,472 (USA) (24 September 1999)

Gross:

$185,472 (USA) (24 September 1999)
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Robert Downey Jr. was replaced with Dane Cook because Downey dropped out and they needed someone within a few days. See more »

Goofs

In the hotel room as Simon is arming himself and arguing with Nick (Dane Cook), he calls Nick "Dane." See more »

Quotes

Ashton: Remove them! It's a bridge, for god's sake; not a petting zoo!
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Referenced in John Pinette: I Say Nay Nay (2005) See more »

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Time to Get Busy
Written and Performed by Brian Tyler
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Avoid this movie at all Cost!!!!!!!!
28 September 1999 | by (Irving, TX) – See all my reviews

Not only is this an awful movie, it ranks on my bottom 10 of all time. I had very low expectations when I went in to this movie. (I had nothing else to see at the time I was there)This movie is so much worst than I thought possible. I would rather go and watch paint dry than see this again. The sidekick (Nick played by Dane Cook) is so bad that I think that Rob Schneider's part in "Knock Off" was an Oscar performance by comparison. There is not one person in this waste of 90 min of film that can act. Yet it is not bad in the spirit of Airplane. It is just BAD BAD BAD. There is no plot, story or acting. Enough said. You have been warned. Stay away at all costs.


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