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Simon Sez (1999)

PG-13  |   |  Action, Comedy  |  12 July 2000 (Belgium)
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Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Simon
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Nick Miranda
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Micro
Ricky Harris ...
Macro
Filip Nikolic ...
Michael Gabrielli (as Filip Nikolitch)
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Claire Fence
Emma Wiklund ...
The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg)
Jérôme Pradon ...
Ashton
Xin Xin Xiong ...
Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Henry Courseaux ...
Bernard Gabrielli
Igor De Savitch ...
Colonel Jacques Telore
Clayton Day ...
William Fence
Jean-Michel Dagory ...
Frenais
Pierre Madengar ...
Etiophian Vendor
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British Reporter / Cartoon Voice
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Storyline

Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

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The game's not over until... See more »

Genres:

Action | Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for violence and sexuality | See all certifications »
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Release Date:

12 July 2000 (Belgium)  »

Also Known As:

Rescate explosivo  »

Box Office

Budget:

$10,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$185,472 (USA) (24 September 1999)

Gross:

$185,472 (USA) (24 September 1999)
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Trivia

Robert Downey Jr. was replaced with Dane Cook because Downey dropped out and they needed someone within a few days. See more »

Goofs

When Ashton has Claire tied up in his library, he goes outside to meet her father. After acquiring the disk he goes to test it. When we next see Ashton he is in a car on the way back to his house, presumably from checking the disk. But when he reached his house, he goes back inside to check the disk there. It is unclear as to why he then even left his house in the first place, if the equipment he needed was already there. See more »

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Ashton: Stupid bee! You're just a fly with a stinger on your arse!
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Avoid this movie at all Cost!!!!!!!!
28 September 1999 | by (Irving, TX) – See all my reviews

Not only is this an awful movie, it ranks on my bottom 10 of all time. I had very low expectations when I went in to this movie. (I had nothing else to see at the time I was there)This movie is so much worst than I thought possible. I would rather go and watch paint dry than see this again. The sidekick (Nick played by Dane Cook) is so bad that I think that Rob Schneider's part in "Knock Off" was an Oscar performance by comparison. There is not one person in this waste of 90 min of film that can act. Yet it is not bad in the spirit of Airplane. It is just BAD BAD BAD. There is no plot, story or acting. Enough said. You have been warned. Stay away at all costs.


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