Simon Sez (1999)

A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon.

Director:

Kevin Elders

Writers:

Moshe Diamant (story), Rudy Cohen (story),

Stars:

Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, John Pinette

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Dennis Rodman	...	Simon
Dane Cook	...	Nick Miranda
John Pinette	...	Micro
Ricky Harris	...	Macro
Filip Nikolic	...	Michael Gabrielli (as Filip Nikolitch)
Natalia Cigliuti	...	Claire Fence
Emma Wiklund	...	The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg)
Jérôme Pradon	...	Ashton
Xin Xin Xiong	...	Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Henry Courseaux	...	Bernard Gabrielli
Igor De Savitch	...	Colonel Jacques Telore
Clayton Day	...	William Fence
Jean-Michel Dagory	...	Frenais
Pierre Madengar	...	Etiophian Vendor
Kevin Elders	...	British Reporter / Cartoon Voice

Storyline

A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon.

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Plot Keywords:

tough guy | terrorist group | action hero | gunfight | agent | 

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Taglines:

The game's not over until...

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Genres:

Action | Comedy

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for violence and sexuality

Details

Country:

Germany Belgium USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

12 July 2000 (Belgium)

Also Known As:

Rescate explosivo

Filming Locations:

Cagnes-sur-Mer, Alpes-Maritimes, France

Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$185,472 (USA) (24 September 1999)

Gross:

$185,472 (USA) (24 September 1999)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Global Entertainment Productions GmbH & Company Medien KG, Signature Pictures

Technical Specs

Runtime:

85 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital SDDS

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Did You Know?

Goofs

During the fight scene on the bridge with Micro and the herd of sheep, one of the bad guys is thrown over the bridge. About half way through his fall, you can see the tether he's attached to stop his fall.

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Quotes

The Dancer: Job this!

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Connections

References Star Trek (1966)

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Soundtracks

"Dr. Strangelove"
Written and Produced by Holy Ghost

User Reviews

Bad

This reeked of a bomb, yet I had to watch it because Dennis Rodman movies always provide that so bad it's good theme going for them. This one was no exception: terrible acting, bad music, and an even worse plot are all repertory examples. This was the worst out of the 3 legitimate movies he was in ("Double Team" and "Cutaway" were slightly better because they either had better actors in it to somewhat make up for the loss or at least fairly suitable dialog). But in this the one-liners just fell flat and weren't even laughable for how bad they were. It's good I saw this so if by some chance there was another unfortunate such as myself that saw this as well we can ever so delightfully bash it together. Such a bad movie!

Final put-down:

Movies : NO! It was released straight to video anyways.

DVD Purchase : You've got to be kiddin' me.

Rental : If you say so.