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Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Simon
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Nick Miranda
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Micro
Ricky Harris ...
Macro
Filip Nikolic ...
Michael Gabrielli (as Filip Nikolitch)
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Claire Fence
Emma Wiklund ...
The Dancer (as Emma Sjoberg)
Jérôme Pradon ...
Ashton
Xin Xin Xiong ...
Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Henry Courseaux ...
Bernard Gabrielli
Igor De Savitch ...
Colonel Jacques Telore
Clayton Day ...
William Fence
Jean-Michel Dagory ...
Frenais
Pierre Madengar ...
Etiophian Vendor
Kevin Elders ...
British Reporter / Cartoon Voice
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Storyline

Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

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Action | Comedy

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Rated PG-13 for violence and sexuality | See all certifications »
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Release Date:

12 July 2000 (Belgium)  »

Also Known As:

Rescate explosivo  »

Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$185,472 (USA) (24 September 1999)

Gross:

$185,472 (USA) (24 September 1999)
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Goofs

In the hotel room as Simon is arming himself and arguing with Nick (Dane Cook), he calls Nick "Dane." See more »

Quotes

Simon: A potato?
Nick Miranda: Yeah!
Simon: You gagged her with a POTATO?
Nick Miranda: I tried grapes but she kept eating them!
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Written and Performed by Brian Tyler
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Nothing good to say
28 January 2001 | by (Minnesota) – See all my reviews

I can't find anything good to say about this movie. The acting is poor; the plot seems to have a mind of its own (like a 2-year-old's); the fighting scenes are some of the worst I've ever seen in a movie. They're so unrealistic, it's more like watching a cartoon. Dennis Rodman does seem to try, sometimes. Most of the time, he's just trying, unsuccessfully, to be cool. Half of the characters in this thing seem to be there for comic relief. Seriously, half of them. It's that stupid. Don't pay money to see this movie. And don't EVEN consider buying it.


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