Carol: I said, forget it. He's like, oh, I think. I said, oh, that's a first. You know him, thinking.
Mother: You should be ashamed of yourself, you're an awful clown.
Bicker: Yeah? Well, I'm no fuckin' bozo, lady. I'm no fuckin' bozo!
Doug: I'm sorry, you're fat. I can't take it - fat.
Stephanie: [pushing back from the table] I've been waiting for this. Are you kidding?
Stephanie: You're kidding, right?
Doug: I don't know.
Stephanie: Fat? You think I'm fat?
Doug: Steph, baby.
Stephanie: I'm pregnant, you simpleton. Look! I wish I could find a milkshake as thick as your head!
Doug: You're pregnant?
Stephanie: The belly, throwing up constantly... Hello?
Stephanie: A miracle, fuck wad!
[shoves the pie into his head]