[after Jon Stewart and others are stuck in the dressing room
Oh, no! If they can't get out, that means there's no show. And if there's no show, then all those people who wanted to hear the music will be sad. And if all those people are sad, they might not go to work tomorrow! And if they don't go to work tomorrow, the economy will collapse! And if the economy collapses, the country... will be... DOOMED! DOOMED, I tell you! This is terrible!
Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy. Easy, Telly. It's just a...