Carmen Sandiego: Think out your plan like a woman of action. Then act out your plan like a woman of thought.
Carmen Sandiego: A philosopher once said, "Competition can make you stronger."
Player: Which philosopher said that?
Carmen Sandiego: Me!
Ivy: Oh, really Zack, is that here or on the planet "Guess" again?
Chief: Meatloaf ain't got nothing on the Chiefloaf!
Zack: Ivy, we're smart people. So why do we always do things that make us look like we have the intelligence of beef jerky?
Sara Bellum: I hate to break up this meeting of the Carmen Sandiego Admiration Society, but I'll be the one collecting the kudos as soon as the sun comes up!
Ivy: Sara Bellum?
Zack: But you work for Carmen! You make all her high tech gadgets!
Sara Bellum: Well, I got a little tired of being Carmen's main brain all right, Zackary! Nice jacket!
Zack: [as Sara pulls his shirt over his head] Hey!
Sara Bellum: Maybe I'll get one!
Zack: You get the feeling Sara's finally gone one glazed doughnut short of a dozen?
Sara Bellum: Even you will have to appreciate the sheer boldness of my caper, Carmen. I'm going to steal the famous Giant of the Atacama!
Zack: That's the largest representation of a human figure in the world!
Sara Bellum: Perfect for the new larger-than-life Queen of Crime herself - Me!
Ivy: You've activated the solar furnace!
Sara Bellum: And it's already collected enough power to run the super grow lights I've invented!
Zack: You're going to grow a tropical rainforest in the desert? Why?
Sara Bellum: You know, for a kid genius, Zack, you sure are dumb as a wall! The moisture that evaporates will fill the clouds. Then I'll use the Spruce Goose to carry a massive cloud seeding machine that will drop salt crystal that will help it rain, rain, rain!
[laughs]
Ivy: Do you know what would happen if that much precipation fell in the driest place in the world?
Sara Bellum: Well, let me think, Ivy. Ah-ha! For one thing I'll be able to float the giant away on massive pontoons and pull of the grandest crime in history!
[laughs more]
Carmen Sandiego: Well, Sara, I see working alone you took the most rational route, unfortunatly - the bridge is out.
Sara Bellum: The beauty of it is that if I succeed, I can tell the police that I did it and the police will find you here - happy to lock you away for all your past, oh, so petty crimes! "Where on Earth is Sara Bellum?" has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
[Carmen is escaping after stealing a make-up case from an Egyptian museum]
Zack: Ivy, she's on a motorcycle. What are we supposed to do with these?
Ivy: They're bikes. You pedal.

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