Season: 1 | 2
Year: 2000 | 2001


Season 1


Season 1, Episode 1: Drop Dead

18 March 2000
Private eyes Randall and Hopkirk are investigating two-timing husband Kenneth Crisby as Marty Hopkirk prepares for his marriage to Jeannie Hurst. Performance artist Gordon Stylus also seeks their help as he believes his wife is suicidal. Marty is killed when a car, apparently driven by Mrs. Stylus, sweeps them both over a cliff. The killer is, in fact, Crisby and Marty's ghost comes to Jeff Randall's aid when Crisby threatens him. However, Marty is destined to remain a ghost with only Jeff being able to see him.
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall

Emilia Fox ... Jeannie

Charles Dance ... Kenneth Crisby

David Tennant ... Gordon Stylus
Hannah Miles ... Annette Stylus

Jessica Hynes ... Felia Siderova (as Jessica Stevenson)
Melissa Knatchbull ... Wendy Gill

Steve Pemberton ... Sergeant Liddel

Mark Gatiss ... Inspector Large
Paul Shearer ... Man in Restaurant

Gemma Page ... Woman in Restaurant
Martin Wimbush ... Head Waiter
Michael Knighton ... Workman
Brian Williams ... Arty Type at Party
Joscelyn Best ... Young Artist

Selina Giles ... Spirit Girl (uncredited)
Laurie Goode ... Removal Man (uncredited)
Charlie Higson ... Artist (uncredited)

Season 1, Episode 2: Mental Apparition Disorder

25 March 2000
Marty is taught the tricks of the after-life, such as how to levitate objects, by an elderly ghost called Wyvern. Jeannie, meanwhile, who has taken an active role in the agency, is concerned for Jeff when he is overheard talking to Marty. She has him seek psychiatric aid from Dr. Lawyer, but he is a crook who hypnotises his clients into committing crimes for him. When he realises that Jeff is in contact with Marty he erases Marty from Jeff's memory, so Marty impersonates the doctor's voice and advises Jeff on how to thwart the next crime.
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall

Tom Baker ... Prof. Wyvern

Emilia Fox ... Jeannie

Hugh Laurie ... Dr. Lawyer

Steven Berkoff ... The Mouth

Martin Clunes ... Craig Nash

Jessica Hynes ... Felia Siderova (as Jessica Stevenson)
Fiona Allen ... Lucy English
Melissa Knatchbull ... Wendy Gill
Tim Perrin ... Three-Piece
Sandy McDade ... Karen

Richard Todd ... Cecil Waterman
Kate Williams ... Mrs. Coles
Philip Bowen ... Surgeon
Nathalie Armin ... Anaesthetist

Rory McCann ... Bouncer
Charlie Higson ... Patient with Fits (uncredited)

Wanda Ventham ... Alice Fullcup (uncredited)

Season 1, Episode 3: The Best Years of Your Death

1 April 2000
Jeannie's young nephew Daniel is troubled by events at his boarding school following the death of a teacher,Mr. Dawkins. Jeff and Jeannie investigate by securing work at the school, respectively as teacher and nurse. The military style headmaster Captain Graves turns out to have a hand in the skulduggery and Jeannie and Jeff are helped by the pupils, as well as Marty, in overcoming him.
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall

Tom Baker ... Prof. Wyvern

Emilia Fox ... Jeannie

Peter Bowles ... Captain Graves

Phyllis Logan ... Harriet Banks-Smith
Melissa Knatchbull ... Wendy Gill
Rory Jennings ... Daniel Gill
William Chubb ... Angus Gill
Hugh Simon ... Percy Banks-Smith

Nicolas Le Moignan ... Delingpole (as Nick Le Moignan)

Benjamin Stone ... Meades (as Ben Johnstone)
Martin Slav ... Parker
Mark Straker ... Mr. Dawkins

Anthony Daniels ... Walton
Andrew McGibbon ... Waymark
Bobby Windebank ... Bushell
Jay Barrymore ... Catchpole
Ray Donn

Jessica Hynes ... Felia Siderova (as Jessica Stevenson)
David Acton ... Purnell (uncredited)
Charlie Higson ... Man on Park Bench (uncredited)

Season 1, Episode 4: Paranoia

8 April 2000
Ex-government employee and whistle blower Douglas Milton plans to reveal matters of international security at a forthcoming world conference. He has had a dream in which he foresees his own death and so he hires Jeff and Jeannie as his security. In the event there are several groups out to kill him but they end up killing each other instead. Meanwhile Marty perfects a means of literally raising the wind.
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall

Tom Baker ... Prof. Wyvern

Emilia Fox ... Jeannie

Paul Rhys ... Douglas Milton
Arabella Weir ... Judith Milton

Alexis Denisof ... Richard Shelley
Simon Day ... Swift

Tim Wallers ... Lacey
Charlie Higson ... Bulstrode

Simon Pegg ... Justin Pope
Nabil Sawalha ... Arab General

Angeline Ball ... Annabell
Joanna Kanska ... Magda
Guy Pratt ... Browning

Rhys Thomas ... First Hammer of God

Tony Way ... Second Hammer of God
Freddie Stuart ... Cab Driver
Anthony Psaila ... First Arab
Fawaz Istwani ... Second Arab
Daniel Wellon ... Security Guard

Season 1, Episode 5: A Blast from the Past

15 April 2000
Thirty years previously Marty's father, a policeman, was responsible for the death of a villain called Sidney Crabbe. Now Sidney's ghost has been accidentally re-awakened, and is seeking revenge by going after Marty. In the resultant exchange Jeff is shot and, in his brief time as a ghost, before his revival, he is able to prevent Crabbe from pushing his partner into a flaming pit.
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall

Paul Whitehouse ... Sidney Crabbe

Mark Benton ... Harry Wallis

Grant Masters ... Maurice Crabbe
Dudley Sutton ... Old Ken
Susan Brown ... Deirdre Hope
Charlie Higson ... Gomez
Fritha Goodey ... Bored Ghost
Patrick Ryecart ... Posh Man
Toni Palmer ... Hospital Cleaner
Ruth Harford ... Doctor
Melissa Knatchbull ... Wendy Gill (uncredited)

Season 1, Episode 6: A Man of Substance

22 April 2000
Lauren Dee asks Jeff to locate her husband who went missing in a little village called Preston Storkney. When Jeff and Marty arrive there they are amazed that everybody can actually see Marty. This is because they are ghosts from a past era and the pair have been led into a trap. Wyvern realises that only Jeannie can save them. . .
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall

Tom Baker ... Prof. Wyvern

Emilia Fox ... Jeannie
Elizabeth Spriggs ... Mrs. Glauneck

Jennifer Calvert ... Lauren Dee

Gareth Thomas ... Dickie Bechard
Ralph Riach ... Mr. Asmodius
Richard Ridings ... PC Buns

Richard Durden ... Vicar
Maryann Turner ... Mrs. Endor
Tony Bluto ... Mr. Banks
Rachel Weaver ... Mrs. Banks
Phil Smeeton ... Joe Agarus
Barry J. Gordon ... Mr. Prevost

Eryl Maynard ... Mrs. Prevost
Hugh Lloyd ... Seth
Gabrielle Blunt ... Mrs. Harris
India Martin ... Mrs. Glauneck's Granddaughter
Charlie Higson ... Villager (uncredited)

Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: Whatever Possessed You?

29 September 2001
Hotelier Virginia Carpenter calls in Jeff and Jeannie to investigate the macabre, mysterious deaths of two of her guests, an event which has caused the hotel to be visited by other interested parties. Margaret is an eccentric medium, Whale a self-satisfied ghost hunter and Lewton a has-been reporter out for a story to kick start his career. Jeannie gets possessed by the ghost of a woman who died in the building fifty years earlier and her boyfriend is all set to inhabit Jeff so that they can both live again.Fortunately Marty is there to save them. (Note: All the main characters are named after horror directors.)
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall

Tom Baker ... Prof. Wyvern

Emilia Fox ... Jeannie
Hywel Bennett ... Roger Whale

John Thomson ... Lewton
Nichola McAuliffe ... Virginia Carpenter
Mona Hammond ... Margaret Hooper

David Walliams ... Browning
Janet Henfrey ... Hettie Craven
Lizzie Hopley ... Ruth (as Elizabeth Hopley)

Nina Young ... Sonia Cronenberg
Alex Noodle ... Concierge
Charlie Higson ... Customer at Bar (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 2: Revenge of the Bog People

6 October 2001
Freya Cargill, an old flame of Jeff's, asks for his help in investigating the death of her father, an archaeologist. There are plenty of eccentric suspects at the museum where he worked as well as the Bog People, the remains of a family perfectly preserved in peat bog for thousands of years but with an apparent life of their own. Jeff gets on the trail of stolen artefacts the theft of which were blamed on Professor Cargill while Marty has to take time off from minding a new ghost called Nesbit to help out.
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall

Tom Baker ... Prof. Wyvern

Emilia Fox ... Jeannie
Anna Wilson-Jones ... Freya

Mark Williams ... Professor Doleman

Celia Imrie ... Professor McKern

Freddie Jones ... Carodoc Evans

Matt Lucas ... Nesbit
Melissa Knatchbull ... Professor Doleman
Shelley Willetts ... Guide
Charlie Higson ... Bob

Adam Buxton ... Barry
Peter Heppelthwaite ... Jim the Foreman

Season 2, Episode 3: O Happy Isle

13 October 2001
Jeff and Jeannie visit the remote and forbidding Strait Isle off the Scottish coast to investigate the death of a young gay man, who was working on a project at the local brewery. Jeff is on anti-biotics and refuses a glass of the local brew but Jeannie experiences a very strange reaction when she drinks it. It turns out that an excess of the stuff has a serious effect on the sexuality of those who imbibe it. (Note: In this episode many characters are named after South Devon villages.)
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall

Tom Baker ... Prof. Wyvern

Emilia Fox ... Jeannie

George Baker ... Berry Pomeroy

John Sessions ... Combe Fishacre
Paul Young ... Inspector Woodhuish

Ford Kiernan ... Kiernan

Gerald Lepkowski ... Big Gerald
Rupert Vansittart ... Brian Babbacombe
Glynis Brooks ... Fay 'Commodore' Babbacombe
Stewart Ennis ... Eggy
Alex Ferns ... Mad Alex
Kieran Brown ... Sam
Eiji Kusuhara ... Goto
Daniel Crowder ... Curtis Knowle
Masashi Fujimoto ... Japanese Worker No. 1
Shigay Ueda ... Japanese Worker #2
Colin McCabe ... Brewery Foreman
Charlie Higson ... Charlie Mussells (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 4: Painkillers

20 October 2001
After an undercover agent is killed by a poison with a very delayed reaction government men ask Jeff and Jeannie to investigate a secret research laboratory built under a golf course. It is run by Colonel Anger,seemingly a harmless eccentric who is reconstructing a portion of the Amazonian rain-forest in his office but Jeff and Jeannie, joined by shape-shifting Marty discover that the team is also working on a new drug, Niarol. It can delay the effects of pain and illness indefinitely and, in theory, could be used to attain immortality.
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall

Tom Baker ... Prof. Wyvern

Emilia Fox ... Jeannie

Derek Jacobi ... Colonel Anger

Dervla Kirwan ... Petra Winters
Duncan Preston ... Dr. Hickman

Nitin Ganatra ... Ramon
Shaaron Jackson ... Miss Weekly
Charlie Higson ... Bulstrode

Tim Wallers ... Lacey
Alibe Parsons ... Receptionist
Simon Poole ... Mr. Danvers
Newton Boothe ... Guard

Season 2, Episode 5: Marshall and Snellgrove

27 October 2001
Meredith Hortweldine secures the services of Jeff and Jeannie because he suspects his twin brother Jasper is plotting to kill him. Jasper has the same notion about Meredith and employs a rival detective duo called Marshall and Snellgrove. A bomb explodes, killing Meredith and Snellgrove, the latter's ghost teaming up with Marty to unmask the murderer. Marty also discovers that he was claimed before his time and that another Martin Hopkirk should have died in his stead.
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall

Tom Baker ... Prof. Wyvern

Emilia Fox ... Jeannie

Colin McFarlane ... Sebastian Snellgrove

Shaun Parkes ... Charley Marshall
John Dougal ... The Hortweldines / Mrs. Proffitt
Amanda Westup
Keith Bisset ... Bates
Charlie Higson ... Gomez (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 6: The Glorious Butranekh

3 November 2001
Jeff answers a call for help from former secretary Felia Siderova, a Latvian woman, whose husband and infant son have gone missing. Following the trail back to Latvia, Randall and Hopkirk and Jeannie discover that Felia's husband has been killed and that her son has been taken by a cult who believe him to be the reincarnation of an ancient war lord called Butranekh. In his efforts to track down the gang Jeff is caught, along with porn actress Pola Dawn, and taken to the cult's headquarters. It's in situations like these that Marty's help is most appreciated.
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall

Tom Baker ... Prof. Wyvern

Emilia Fox ... Jeannie

Pauline Quirke ... Felia Siderova
Anna Korwin ... Anna Rublov
Brana Bajic ... Assassin
Tina Tutkova ... Pola Sunset
Michael Sarne ... Anatolys, Gangster
Armen Gregory ... Yuri
Joe Montana ... Butranekh

Velibor Topic ... Driver
Boris Isarov ... Immigration Officer
Magdalena Buznea ... First Crone
Izabella Telezynska ... Second Crone
Charlie Higson ... Brian - Client with Lost Dog (uncredited)

Goran Kostic ... Sergei (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 7: Two Can Play at That Game

10 November 2001
Stuart Boyle, who was at school with Jeff, is puzzled by a letter supposedly from his father - who has been dead for some years - asking him to meet him at the Boyle family's department store, which closed when the old man died. He meets Jeannie at the store but it has been taken over by murderous shop window dummies who threaten them. Jeff and Marty arrive to save them but have a disagreement which ends up with Marty getting stuck in a limbo inhabited by ghosts who have fallen out with their nearest and dearest and who try to prevent him from getting back to the store to save his friends.
Vic Reeves ... Marty Hopkirk
Bob Mortimer ... Jeff Randall
John Michie ... Stuart Boyle
Eleanor Bron ... Mrs. Applegarth
Roy Hudd ... Dicky Klein

Reece Shearsmith ... Helium Harry
Charles Simon ... Mr. Macintyre
John Bull ... PA Voice

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