Cannibalistic aliens wreak havoc and zombify in Finland
There is not much scenario to this, and the little story it has is of your typical, unoriginal zombie flick. The production values are horrendous as well. In that regard Avaruuden Teurastajat probably is the poorest movie I've ever seen. This shows in the miserable screen quality, probably also caused by the messed up compression of the .wmv file that I downloaded from Avaruuden Teurastajat's movie company Trash Video (what's in a name?). Apart from that, the special effects are pathetic to say the least, something that can also be said of the acting. In that light it's a good thing that this film doesn't need a decent script, quality cinematography or Oscar worthy performances; in the contrary, it's the utter absence of these factors that give this Finnish home video its charm and very high entertainment value. Apart from that, the dialogs and horror scenes are funny as hell in their, almost absurd inferiority. Add to this the hilarious English subtitles that actors Matti Kuusniemi and Aatto Paasonen added to the flick in 2005, and what you have is a highly entertaining piece of pulp. If ultimate crap is your cup of tea, this movie is a must!
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