I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney (1993)

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16 min - Comedy | Short

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A first-time feature-film director (who's also the writer and producer) is casting the lead actress... See full summary »

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Credited cast:
	Jay Lacopo	...	The director
	Karla Montana	...	The actress / Sandy
	Johanna McCloy	...	The roommate / Martha
	Robert Koch	...	Producer #1
	Tommy Hinkley	...	Producer #2
	Harry Victor	...	Producer #3
	Marilyn Pitzer	...	Casting director (as Marilyn Pitzner)
	Harvey Stephens	...	Casting assistant
	Ellie Valleau	...	The wife
	Maria Dolores Rodriguez Garcia De La Pepa	...	Hispanic actress
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
	Robert M. Koch	...	Producer #1 (as Robert Koch)

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A first-time feature-film director (who's also the writer and producer) is casting the lead actress. We meet him talking to his wife about the picture and the process. We meet the actress, Sandy, negotiating with her roommate and talking by phone to her mother. Then, we watch Sandy audition for the director at the call-back session; also attending are the casting director and the production company's sycophants. The wrinkle is that the director is a homicidal misogynist, his wife is tied up and hanging from the ceiling, and Sandy has something in her purse that bodes a rocky future. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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