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"That '70s Show" (1998) More at IMDbPro »

Season: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
Year: 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006

Season 1

Season 1, Episode 1: That '70s Pilot

23 August 1998
Point Place, Wisconsin, May 17, 1976. Nerdy teenager Eric, who smokes weed with some classmates in the basement, is in heaven when his dad Red decides to hand him the keys of his flashy Vista Cruiser, at the price of extra chores and forbidding him to take it out of town, knowing that won't be obeyed anyway. The gang, which just adopted foreign exchange student Fez, is excited about a Todd Rundgren concert- Jackie uses her female charms to make sure skirt-chaser Michael Kelso would take her too.

Season 1, Episode 2: Eric's Birthday

30 August 1998
Eric is turning 17 and made very clear he wants no more childish 'surprise' party and a cassette player, not an outdated 8-rack player, but ma Kitty is as subtle as a herd of elephants preparing exactly what he dreaded. To make it worse, Eric's nasty sister Laurie, in college, is home and makes the gang boys' heads spin, Kelso even imagines her to be madly in love with him. Pa Red cheerfully gives Laurie the keys to his new car plus $30, Eric nothing except that damned 8-track and his usual chores, while barring the only escape route from Kitty's eternal baby-party; Red does drag Kitty to the neighbors, but she keeps worrying about her 'baby boy'...

Season 1, Episode 3: Streaking

6 September 1998
Point Place is buzzing when it's announced that President Ford is coming to town. Meanwhile, the guys want to do something to show their opposition and decide to go streaking.

Season 1, Episode 4: Battle of the Sexists

20 September 1998
Donna keeps beating Eric at games, which isn't very good for their relationship.

Season 1, Episode 5: Eric's Burger Job

27 September 1998
Eric gets a job at Fatso Burger and can't spend time with Donna, who's planning a party at the end of the week.

Season 1, Episode 6: The Keg

25 October 1998
The gang finds a keg and decides to throw a party in the pool of an abandoned house.

Season 1, Episode 7: That Disco Episode

8 November 1998
The gang decide to go to a disco. Hyde can't dance and secretly gets lessons from Kitty.

Season 1, Episode 8: Drive in

15 November 1998
Fez's host parents think the group has a bad influence on him and Eric and Donna are going to a drive-in movie.

Season 1, Episode 9: Thanksgiving

22 November 1998
Laurie brings a friend home for Thanksgiving which could be a problem. When they arrive it turns out that Kate is hot, and Eric has a hard time controlling himself, much to Donna's concern. Meanwhile Bob offers Red a job.

Season 1, Episode 10: Sunday, Bloody Sunday

29 November 1998
Red's overcritical mother goes to church with the Foremans, torturing Kitty, who has just quit smoking.

Season 1, Episode 11: Eric's Buddy

6 December 1998
Eric starts hanging out with his rich chem lab partner, Buddy, and they become best friends, to the chagrin of Fez and Hyde.

Season 1, Episode 12: The Best Christmas Ever

13 December 1998
It's Christmas and Eric wants to give a party in the basement, with beer.

Season 1, Episode 13: Ski Trip

17 January 1999
The gang goes on a ski trip, without Kelso.

Season 1, Episode 14: Stolen Car

24 January 1999
When Eric scratches the Vista Cruiser Red takes it away. Luckily Kelso is able to borrow his cousin's car, or so they think... Meanwhile Donna and Jackie are starting to think more about sex and Midge begins to take feminist-classes.

Season 1, Episode 15: That Wrestling Show

7 February 1999
Kitty makes Red go to a wrestling show with the gang. Jackie becomes a door mat for Kelso. Midge convinces Kitty and Laurie to join her at "therapy."

Season 1, Episode 16: First Date

14 February 1999
This episode is Valentine's Day. Eric wants to give Donna his class ring, but Hyde wants to tell her how he feels. Eric takes Donna to a restaurant and she gets drunk. Hyde and Eric have words and come to an understanding.

Season 1, Episode 17: The Pill

21 February 1999
Jackie tells about her pregnancy to Eric, who tells Donna, who gives the foolish girl heaps for having unsafe sex; Kelso faints overhearing them, but intends to do his duty as father. The Formans suspect correctly Laura is home because she failed at Fort Lauderdale college, hoping to fake her F's in an official letter. When Donna asks advice for her friend, Midge fears her daughter was as dumb as she at sixteen. Bob is shocked Donna ordered the pill at the pharmacy; Eric just runs out but has to face the home-front. Jackie has good and nasty news, Red handles horny heat his way...

Season 1, Episode 18: The Career Day

28 February 1999
It's career day and the gang spends a working day with their parents.

Season 1, Episode 19: Prom Night

7 March 1999
Eric is hoping the prom will allow him to take a next step with Donna, Hyde convinces him to take a motel-room; when they get there, it's grubby. Jackie has dumped Michael, yet wines he didn't ask her; in fact Kelso takes easy Pam Macy; Jackie now cries till Hyde takes her; on the night he notices his friends still only want each-other and makes Michael act accordingly. Fez doesn't take a girl but convinced himself his English teacher is enamored in him; the music teacher makes him star on the disco floor instead. Midge has decided she wants a job, or even better: her own greeting cards business, at Bob's expense.

Season 1, Episode 20: A New Hope

14 March 1999
Eric, Hyde, Fez and Kelso go see Star Wars and become obsessed with it. Red's boss Milbank returns to town. Eric fights his son David, whose butt he once kicked in elementary school, for moving in on Donna.

Season 1, Episode 21: Water Tower

14 June 1999
Hyde convinced the gang it would be cool to paint a pot weed leaf on the water tower and dares Kelso to take crazy risk to fix the failure, till Michael makes a fall and badly hurts his arm, then Fez who falls but is alright. Jackie semi-nurses Kelso and makes him realize Hyde is no real friend, to little avail. When Eric seeks medical advice from his nurse mother, he gets traumatized by accidentally walking in on his parents making love. The unsavory idea even gets Laurie's sympathy, yet he rather lets h-them thinks he's on drugs then come clean until that's done form him.

Season 1, Episode 22: Punk Chick

21 June 1999
Hyde meets a girl who asks him to go to New York with her.

Season 1, Episode 23: Grandma's Dead

12 July 1999
When Grandma Forman dies unexpectedly the Formans have to deal with the loss. Eric goes to a bar, Kitty cooks, Laurie thinks of her inheritance, and Red has to deal with his over-emotional brother.

Season 1, Episode 24: Hyde Moves In

19 July 1999
Kelso has the brilliant idea to go skinny-dipping, but all their clothes get stolen, so the basement gang goes to the Hyde home to put something on. Thus they learn his mother Edna has left, and Eric soon finds out she's not coming back, ever. Spoiled Jackie manages to catch something which gives her a rash, scary when Michael sweetly brings her a teddy-bear. Midge's Feminist Warriors -which no other husband puts up with- keep making her crazy, yet member Sharon actually proves an old-fashioned caring housewife at heart when she finds good provider Bob culinarily neglected. Red felt with the car plant about to close down money is too tight even to afford pork shops, yet Kitty and Eric implicitly expect him to 'play Santa Claus' for home-wrecked Hyde, who still proves an incorrigibly proud, selfish ingrate towards Eric.

Season 1, Episode 25: The Good Son

26 July 1999
Goodfornothing Hyde surprises everyone, even himself, responding to Kitty's maternal influence by making some efforts at study and chores, no longer 'admired' by the other boys as the perfect bad example. Eric's initial happiness with the brother he never had soon turns in frustration as Hyde constantly gets hight praise and is even set as an example for doing less and half as good, while Eric is now kid no. 3, and listens to one of Kelso's worst-advised ideas... Red's fellow Korea veteran Bull is in Point Place, showing off to him him and Bob as a success in business selling hot tubs with a young, attractive wife; when the Formans attend his 'key party', they aren't prepared for that term meaning wife-swapping by lottery...

Season 2

Season 2, Episode 1: Garage Sale

28 September 1999
The Formans have a garage sale to earn some extra cash. Hyde doesn't have anything to sell, so he bakes "special brownies" to sell; Red, Kitty, Midge and Bob eat some of Hyde's brownies unsuspectingly. Fez kisses Jackie who tells Donna it's the best kiss she's ever had.

Season 2, Episode 2: Red's Last Day

5 October 1999
Michael is delighted his uncle gave him a van for free, even though it's a stinking rust-bucket, the basement boys see cruising (both senses) possibilities. The spoiled girls look down on it at first, except temptress Laurie, who tests Kelso's loyalty to Jackie till they 'christen' the date-mobile, Hyde notices it shaking as they groan from the outside and makes sure Eric learns the 'disgusting' news, and is big brotherly gullible enough to believe the slut didn't abuse their naive mate. On their last day at the plant, without any goodbye treat, Red joins his colleagues to a bar, and gets so drunk the boys must get him there- and get drunk themselves...

Season 2, Episode 3: The Velvet Rope

12 October 1999
Eric, Donna, Hyde and Fez go to a hip new club. But only Donna gets in.

Season 2, Episode 4: Laurie and the Professor

19 October 1999
After Laura eagerly points out at the family breakfast table that Eric has a hickey, Fez wants one too, from anyone. Hyde is sick of bunking and decides to move out of Eric's room, but to which other room? In another feminist flare, Midge takes Donna for a ride, bagging on Bob and shopping; at their return, pa insists to retaliate. Kelso decides to steal lingerie from Kitty's hamper to commemorate his humping with Laurie, who gets a surprising visit from her former University of Wisconsin psychology professor Stark, who inexplicably offers to help the lazy cow get back into college- till Eric sees them kissing, but waits too long to rat on her as Hyde advices: Stark has already confessed, and snake Laurie gives it a nasty turn...

Season 2, Episode 5: Halloween

26 October 1999
It's Halloween and the gang goes to their old abandoned, burnt down grammar school.

Season 2, Episode 6: Vanstock

2 November 1999
The gang goes to van-stock, a mini-Woodstock for vans, like Kelso's. Michael has a hard time two-timing Jackie with Laurie, especially because Hyde tries everything to get him caught, and ends up in the cold even literally. After Donna shuns Eric for not telling her he knew about Michael's infidelity, Hyde points out even he doesn't rat on a mate. Meanwhile frustrated unemployed Red gets intrigued by Midge's soap but remains his cranky self at Kitty's annual hospital dinner.

Season 2, Episode 7: I Love Cake

9 November 1999
Eric doesn't know how to respond when Donna uses the "L" word. A fight with Midge leaves Bob sleeping at the Forman's house. And Kelso is the butt of Fonzie jokes when he shows up in a new leather jacket.

Season 2, Episode 8: Sleepover

16 November 1999
Donna sleeps with Eric for the first time and Hyde gets a job.

Season 2, Episode 9: Eric Gets Suspended

30 November 1999
Hyde and Fez go on a double date while Eric is suspended for smoking.

Season 2, Episode 10: Red's Birthday

7 December 1999
It's Red's birthday, Bob and Midge are both dating other people and Eric is upset Donna talked to Hyde about her parent's problems instead of talking to him.

Season 2, Episode 11: Laurie Moves Out

14 December 1999
Laurie moves out whilst Jackie becomes suspicious of Micheal when Laurie gives him back a sweater left in her room.

Season 2, Episode 12: Eric's Stash

11 January 2000
While Jackie wants to enter a beauty contest, Eric suspects Hyde of stealing his money.

Season 2, Episode 13: Hunting

18 January 2000
The guys go hunting, and Red bags a deer while Eric wishes he could be somewhere else. Fez goes into the woods with a stick and a whistle, and comes back with dinner.

Season 2, Episode 14: Red's New Job

1 February 2000
Bob is livid and worried sick to read Price Mart is opening a branch in Point Place, but Red cares only for the next paragraph: they're hiring. However his candidature for supervisor is very uncertain, director Ted offers an instant job as cashier- should he accept? Eric wants to help, taking a hamburger job, but Red is against, feeling diminished in his breadwinner pride, Kitty tries to sooth both. Kelso finds dating both Jackie and Laurie disappointing: he mainly gets double nagging and expectations, little physical fun. Then Price Mart calls about both Forman postulations...

Season 2, Episode 15: Burning Down the House

7 February 2000
Jackie invites Eric, Donna and Michael to a formal-yet-casual dinner party, but Michael gets it wrong and invites a "few" other people to the party. For a while Hyde has been sneaking around with the most popular girl at school, but when he meets her at the party she completely ignores him. Meanwhile Red catches Bob without his fro...

Season 2, Episode 16: The First Time

14 February 2000
Bob and Midge are getting ready to renew their vows. Kitty is upset because her close friend Midge didn't ask her as a bridesmaid while Red is Bob's best man. Eric and Donna have sex for the first time.

Season 2, Episode 17: After Glow

21 February 2000
Eric is humiliated when Kelso blabs to the guys that Donna told Jackie that Eric was lame in the sack. Kitty is astonished when Red celebrates his first paycheck by buying a motorcycle.

Season 2, Episode 18: Kitty and Eric's Night Out

28 February 2000
Eric is forced to go on a date with his mom. He is embarrassed seeing sex and drugs with his mom. But he warms up to it. Fez gets a cute new girlfriend. Jackie has to admit that she is jealous and has feelings for Fez.

Season 2, Episode 19: Parents Find Out

7 March 2000
A policeman catches Donna and Eric in the act, and they now have to explain to their parents why the police brought them home. Meanwhile Kelso, Hyde and Fez use Kelso's CB radio to pick up girls.

Season 2, Episode 20: Kiss of Death

20 March 2000
Eric is afraid he'll be in big trouble with Donna after he runs over her cat, Mr. Bonkers. And Kelso is sure he's in bigger trouble when Jackie catches him giving Laurie a kiss.

Season 2, Episode 21: Kelso's Serenade

27 March 2000
As Red predicted, Kitty only baked Swedish pancakes to bring bad news: everybody must visit aunt Pearl, in a rest home, who is even less welcoming then the family likes to go and hides... Kelso is a mess now Jackie has dumped him, and sets his hope on composing a make up-song, like his pain beastly ignored or abused by the other basement boys, but Eric soon learns his arrogant confidence it can't happen to him is highly misplaced when firm feminist Dona promises to kick his Archie Bunker-arse to the moon after Jackie convinced her to make a big deal of supposed double meaning in words Eric meant as they are...

Season 2, Episode 22: Jackie Moves On

3 April 2000
Dumped Kelso's only relieve is to hear Jackie is miserable too, but Fez is determined to seize the opportunity to ask her out; she accepts dining at an expensive French restaurant without even asking first who with, then stuffs herself full with both plates and keeps nagging about Michael, but even after that shameless abuse the puppy is happy to be openly kept on a string, Kelso to hear his 'rival' gets nowhere. Eric believes to overhear Laurie telling Hyde an embarrassing secret about him which nobody will specify, so he carelessly 'admits as insignificant' to the basement mates that he was known in summer-camp as Doctor Pipi -a confidence she actually kept- and starts a ratting duel with Laurie, who also takes a more practical revenge... Red asks Kitty out to the French restaurant, but tells her to wear his late mother's necklace, which she pawned when the family was out of groceries budget...

Season 2, Episode 23: Holy Crap

1 May 2000
Kitty can't go to church because of an extra hospital shift, but orders her kids to go, alone. Eric would, but Laurie's bad example is irresistible; alas, Bob reports their absence. Kitty now says they're old enough to make the right choice on their own, and expects them to go next Sunday, but neither seriously considers that. As if sitting alone in the pew weren't bad enough for Kitty, Bob nags about horny Eric needing prayer most and as ever spaced-out Leo asks to sit next to her. Back home Kitty blames Red's bad example and plays her last trump card: youth minister Dave, who tries to appeal to the kids in their own terms... Hyde points out to Kelso losing Jackie means he can again do everything he likes and she forbade, i.e. anything; Michael focuses first on growing a beard, which foreigner Fez is naturally better at, but Jackie still finds Kelso's sexiest...

Season 2, Episode 24: Red Fired Up

8 May 2000
Eric does well working at Price Mart, even gets sincere praise from Red, who actually sets him as example for a former plant colleague, eternal malingerer Earl, who becomes the primary butt of their jokes, but ends up going too far... Kelso realizes Jackie is too short to be worth missing, there are many girls still to see naked, but makes a bad start: Laurie, who gets a lecture from Kitty, Michael simultaneously a simplified version from Hyde, against their mismatched affair. The boys' basement becomes a bit of a battleground...

Season 2, Episode 25: Cat Fight Club

15 May 2000
Jackie tries to win a 'burn' duel with Laurie, but Hyde convinces her it's better to 'be Zen.' Despite everybody's warnings, Michael accepts Laurie's invitation for dinner, which Kitty actually forbade her to extend. Although lover-boy sweetly brought gifts, inhospitable host Red scares Kelso out of the door in seconds; later the Korean vet locks the intimidated boy in the garage for operation "Scare the pants off daughter's new lover." When Laurie returns to the basement, Jackie's Zen for beginners soon gives way to a cat-fight. As Hyde puts it, "Where the Zen ends, the ass-kicking begins."

Season 2, Episode 26: Moon Over Point Place

22 May 2000
The Vikings yearbook contains a surprising picture: Donna smiling with her 'lower cheeks'. Just when Eric was resigning to it going generally unnoticed, Timmy happily makes it as public in the diner as he drops trou at parties. Red was happy Bob canceled the couples' cards night, frustrated by Eric's carnal communion with Donna, but Kitty insists to bring them together to talk it trough; just then Eric decides to follow the mooner's example. Hyde made clear not to reciprocate Jackie's sudden crush for him, but still takes the blame for the weed she bought to impress him, which lands him in jail...

Season 3

Season 3, Episode 1: Reefer Madness

3 October 2000
The other basement boys were making fun imagining jailbird Hyde as some hard con's sex-toy, when Steven returns on parole, despite Red's refusal to post bail and intention to kick the corrupting criminal out of his house as advocated by Laurie. Kitty pleads the youngster needs guidance more then ever, Eric actually wants to remain boy second class in his own home to keep his 'friend' in, and hatches the crazy plan to confess he uses too, so Red can't hypocritically kick Hyde out, who intends to move in with Leo. Donna is furious when she finds out Jackie's dirty part...

Season 3, Episode 2: Red Sees Red

10 October 2000
Red sets a new curfew for the kids, but none pays attention to it, which pushes him off the edge to becomes extremely over-protective. Kitty disagrees; when the kids are caught breaking Red's rules, Kitty tells all.

Season 3, Episode 3: Hyde's Father

17 October 2000
After eight years, Hyde meets his father again.

Season 3, Episode 4: Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die

31 October 2000
Eric chases Fez, who came in black lingerie as Halloween costume, onto the roof for a ball and nearly falls off- trying to help him, Fez loses balance and lands in a wheelchair, spying on the Pinciotti home, hoping to see Midge naked, soon joined by Hyde and Eric and believing Bob killed her... A literalism makes Donna fear Eric already lost interest in her, Jackie convinces her she's boring. Red won't open the door because he didn't pay the paperboy in weeks, so Kelso opens but is mistaken for the cheap bastard and viciously haunted and robbed in his place. Feeding Midge's birds proves traumatic for Kitty and next Laurie, who takes it out on innocent Kelso when she finds him in the Forman shower...

Season 3, Episode 5: Roller Disco

14 November 2000
When the Rollerdisco comes to Kenosha, Jackie insists Hyde must be her partner, he won't, she scorns Kelso, that leaves Fez, actually the best choice. Donna makes Michael so jealous he tries to sabotage his friend but swallows his marble; they win anyway, she gets drunk and frisky, Fez resists temptation, then regrets it. Donna's consolation attempt is mistaken by Kelso for making out... Red is sued by Earl for irregular termination using many ass-words; the panel insists Eric tells them about working with his pa's temper at work; Earl is however hopelessly late...

Season 3, Episode 6: Eric's Panties

21 November 2000
While the whole basement bunch meanly joins in with the school-wide ridiculing of poor Kelso, who made a painful fall in the canteen hurting the inside of his soiled trousers, constantly calling him 'Tater Nuts', Eric worries only about Donna's expected jealousy when he is seen in the diner with his lab partner, school slut Shelly, and when Donna is confidently cool about it feels offended, yet Jackie's assurance Eric is too girlish to cheat on her no longer holds when panties are found in Eric's car... Meanwhile Kitty has found out about Red's heart condition and puts him on a strict fat- and fun-less diet, funny for the kids until...

Season 3, Episode 7: Baby Fever

28 November 2000
Jackie smashed Kelso's van and Laurie babysits for a friend of Kitty.

Season 3, Episode 8: Jackie Bags Hyde

12 December 2000
On Veteran's Day, proud Vietnam vet Red looks down even more on his guardsman neighbor Bob also holding his own reunion, but Kitty insists to be neighborly. So Red and his for once enthusiastic dogsbody Eric try to out-stage Bob, just when he is desperate to be the star host a last time before his shop Bobs Bargains has to close down because of Pricemart competition and everybody will know he's a professional failure. Donna only tells the Formans after they have won the battle for the guests, which they now try to send over... However clearly Hyde states to have absolutely no romantic interest in a bitchy snob like Jackie, she assumes he can only be playing hard to get and decides to make him jealous -actually it works on her ex Kelso and desperate virgin Fez- by dating hot Chip, who cares no more for her then she who promises to pass him on to man-eater Laurie once she's finished with him. Yet Kitty makes Hyde doubt if his declared hating everything and everyone really applies to Jackie, so seeing Chip's shallow attitude Hyde takes her to the point, where they even kiss, without any sparks...

Season 3, Episode 9: Hyde's Christmas Rager

19 December 2000
Now Hyde has moved from the over-protective Forman home to his carefree dad, barman Bud, the basement boys look forward to a keg party there, too frat-type for the girls' taste. Kitty nearly saw trough their 'Christmas' preparations aren't innocent, so the unsupervised drinking games deliver Eric so drunk he pours unprecedented disrespect and vomit all over Red's shoes. Kitty isn't interested in punishment, she cares for the utter lack of educational guidance 'her boy' Steven gets from his dad, so Red is made against his convictions to go read Bud the parental responsibility riot act...

Season 3, Episode 10: Ice Shack

9 January 2001
Kelso has a master plan to win back Jackie while Hyde drives Leo and his bag with illegal drugs.

Season 3, Episode 11: Who Wants It More?

10 January 2001
Lovers Eric and Donna were the perfect study partners, but he falls over his own words into dumping her over an arms race disagreement, then is easily seduced. Kelso thinks he saw an UFO, Hyde nor Fez believe him but are greatly amused by his nude pictures on the same roll Leo brings over. Red imagines being killed by neighbor Bob Pinciotti's tree-pruning and turns human to the point of throwing a party. Sex blackmail sounds as an epiphany to Midge, but Donna is relieved when Eric finally makes up.

Season 3, Episode 12: Fez Gets the Girl

16 January 2001
Donna has two tickets for a Led Zeppelin concert but Eric, who has just been made Employee of the Month, has to work the evening of the concert.

Season 3, Episode 13: Dine & Dash

30 January 2001
When his flattered grandma gives Kelso $100, he invites the kids to a lobster dinner at the restaurant where Fez's girlfriend Caroline works, but expects them all to run without paying; when the others refuse, he goes 'get his money' and runs alone; next is Fez, grudging at Caroline's ingratitude; then Jackie, last parolee Hyde, who makes it even worse for remaining Eric and Donna by calling to bring them an anniversary cake; the couple's payback is sweet and dirty... Meanwhile the parents have a cards night, which explodes when Bob learns that Red hired someone at Pricemart, without asking him...

Season 3, Episode 14: Radio Daze

6 February 2001
Kelso can buy Hippie Leo's El Camino, but doesn't have the $500; Jackie lends him the money if he becomes her slave for a week. Donna gets a job at the local radio, where she is presented as 'hot Dona without a boyfriend', which Eric finds hard to swallow, till he meets the unsightly DJ Jerry Thunder. Red and Kitty are confronted with the bitterness of Earl since Red fired the no-good employee. At the last moment, Leo says he can't sell the car as he promised it to his son for his 16th birthday, but then gives it to...

Season 3, Episode 15: Donna's Panties

13 February 2001
Eric is a sore loser at basketball on the driveway, so he cheats by pantsing Donna, but tries to make up before Valentine's day, naively believing her claim it's no problem was just that- even Red understands women better. When Kelso reads in Boys' Life magazine how easily astronauts get girls, he decides to become one, but finds Laurie has another boyfriend; his evil ex Jackie laughs at his heartbreak, yet after finding another in tramp Laurie's room he apologizes sweetly for having done the same to haughty Jackie. Gentleman Fez does a great job at being Caroline's dream prince, but discovers her bad sides.

Season 3, Episode 16: Romantic Weekend

20 February 2001
Eric and Donna want to go to a hotel for a romantic weekend. Kelso has problems 'performing' when he's with Pam Macy.

Season 3, Episode 17: Kitty's Birthday (That's Today?!)

27 February 2001
Eric and Red forgot Kitty's birthday. Kelso has a plan to win Jackie back.

Season 3, Episode 18: The Trials of M. Kelso

13 March 2001
Fez is addressed after a school team pep rally by kids from rivaling Fort Anderson, who sprayed his butt; at a revenge raid spraying their locker-room, Fez, Eric and Hyde get locked in by the janitor. Jackie and Kelso are obsessed with each-other again, but at Donna's insistence, recalling how he cheated, she decides to test his maturity and suitability; when Donna tells him, he tries hard and inventively. Finding out the Pinciottis have a party but did'n invite them suits Red but infuriates Kitty, till they learn why...

Season 3, Episode 19: Eric's Naughty No-no

27 March 2001
Kitty's no-good sister comes over and the guys have seen an X-rated film.

Season 3, Episode 20: Holy Craps

17 April 2001
Kitty volunteers at the church fund raiser and obliges Red, Eric, Kelso and Hyde to help her. Jackie and Donna find out how loony Caroline is.

Season 3, Episode 21: Fez Dates Donna

1 May 2001
Fez and Donna feign to date so Caroline will leave Fez alone.

Season 3, Episode 22: Eric's Drunken Tattoo

1 May 2001
After sneakily reading Donna's diary, Eric thinks he's not cool enough for her and, after drinking sake, decides to get a tattoo.

Season 3, Episode 23: Canadian Road Trip

8 May 2001
Eric, Kelso, Hyde, Fez and Leo are going to Canada to buy beer.

Season 3, Episode 24: Backstage Pass

15 May 2001
When Jackie says she doesn't want to do it in the car, Kelso offers to have a romantic day, she stretches it to a week. Donna got concert tickets as a bonus at the radio station where she reads the farm report, so the whole gang goes. Hyde 'borrowed' $50 from Eric to make and sell fake fan T-shirts for the rock band's star Ted Nugent, but left the spelling to Fez, who got 'Tad' printed, and there's worse. Red and even Kitty can't remember how they met... Now he's into it, Michael loves being romantic even more then Jackie, to the point of resisting her wanting to do it right there precisely because he's so romantic. Donna meets Ted backstage, but finds the real groupies are just high and stupid; Eric feels ditched.

Season 3, Episode 25: The Promise Ring

22 May 2001
Eric gives Donna a promise ring. Donna doesn't respond the way Eric thought.

Season 4

Season 4, Episode 1: It's a Wonderful Life

25 September 2001
Eric is absolutely devastated over his and Donna's break-up, and spends all day in bed wishing they never had kissed. But asleep an angel comes to show Eric, how his and the gang's lives had turned if he and Donna had never been together.

Season 4, Episode 2: Eric's Depression

26 September 2001
Eric is depressed about Donna and Kitty orders Red to talk to him. Hyde, Fez, Kelso and Jackie go to Funland.

Topher Grace ... Eric Forman

Mila Kunis ... Jackie Burkhart

Ashton Kutcher ... Michael Kelso

Danny Masterson ... Steven Hyde

Laura Prepon ... Donna Pinciotti

Wilmer Valderrama ... Fez

Debra Jo Rupp ... Kitty Forman

Kurtwood Smith ... Reginald "Red" Forman

Don Stark ... Bob Pinciotti

Tommy Chong ... Leo (credit only)

Corey Landis ... Young Red

Tom Kenny ... Woofy the Dog

Cole Sprouse ... Bobby

Dylan Sprouse ... Billy

Cheryl White ... Mrs. Anderson
Derek Mark Lochran ... Mime
Harry Campbell ... The Dapper Four
Shelby Grimm ... The Dapper Four
William Lewis ... The Dapper Four
Timothy Reeder ... The Dapper Four

Mark Ankeny ... Camera Man (uncredited)
Nicole Brunner ... Princess of Funland (uncredited)
William Sitts ... Boy at Funland (uncredited)

Season 4, Episode 3: Pinciotti vs. Forman

2 October 2001
Now Donna is his ex, Eric doesn't want her in the basement any longer; Jackie leaves as an act of solidarity. In order to steal his friends, Donna offers them cable TV and corn dogs- it works; just for saying it's not right on Eric, Jackie gives Michael the silent treatment. Pastor Dave calls by, just to invite Red, to Kitty's delighted surprise; she's disappointed the men don't really talk, which neither wants to do. Eric convinces Bob the gang likes his lame humor which amuses only Fez, so he drives them all back, even Jackie. After some more bids, an alternating schedule is negotiated but bickered over...

Season 4, Episode 4: Hyde Gets the Girl

9 October 2001
Fez and Eric organize a party with lots of girls, so eternal bachelor Hyde can finally find the woman of his dreams.

Season 4, Episode 5: Bye Bye Basement

16 October 2001
Hyde moves back with the Formans. Without telling why, Kitty decides to redo the basement, and hires Leo and his cousin Theo as contractors. Meanwhile, Eric and Donna break into an argument about redoing the basement, and the promise ring.

Season 4, Episode 6: The Relapse

6 November 2001
When Midge Pinciotti finally leaves her worthless husband Bob, he goes in denial and starts doing put-off jobs in house and garden 'for when she comes back'. Kitty is determined to help Bob and Donna, the Forman-men prefer to avoid the house of tears. The boys reminisce how well Midge filled sweaters; Kelso and Fez set out chasing for older housewives 'who are so experienced, willing and grateful', for lack of a tennis court at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store, but are surprised when Kelso pinches a pair of buttocks. As Bob proves too tactile, Kitty sends over still reluctant Eric; when he brings Donna a casserole, to his delight she first jumps that and then his bones.

Season 4, Episode 7: Uncomfortable Ball Stuff

13 November 2001
Eric and Donna go to the annual Pricemart Ball together while Fez gets a job at Leo's Photohut.

Season 4, Episode 8: Donna's Story

20 November 2001
Donna writes a nasty story in the school paper, obviously taking the mickey out of Eric albeit under fake names and playing in the Victorian age, so when schoolgirls see trough the pseudonyms and scold him as cat-killer, he tries to write his own version... Red is startled that Bob has found a new lady friend -bossy Joanne, who picked him up shopping- and furious as she insists on doing the grilling, in Red's view at the very core of manhood. Kelso hasn't bought a dress for Jackie but half of the pinball machine in the diner, hoping for a 50% profit even each time he plays it; alas nobody else does, and Fez surprises with business sense...

Season 4, Episode 9: The Forgotten Son

21 November 2001
Eric feels rejected by both parents. Kitty goes lunching out with Donna, and they become friends, baking cookies together, according to Jackie ample reason for jealousy. When Red gets to make a training video for Pricemart, he chooses to star photogenic Michael Kelso as stock-boy, although that's Eric's real job; he intends to play the 'character' in John Travolta style... Leo the hippie says he inherited $1,000,000 from his Uncle Eddy, and generously takes Fez and Hyde shopping.

Season 4, Episode 10: Red and Stacey

27 November 2001
Fez is dating Big Rhonda, who just returned from Mississippi and gets Donna and Jackie to give her feminine advice to become more desirable, but he still prefers her as she was. Red is charmed by assertive new Pricemart cash register clerk Stacey, so he tries to set her up with Eric, but she is more interested in- Forman Senior, who was already wrestling with intimacy with Kitty on the clock .

Season 4, Episode 11: The Third Wheel

11 December 2001
Eric convinces the guys to spend a girls-free night bowling, but Hyde scores an instant-kissing chick on the alley, Jill, which kills the plan. Red and pastor Dave have such fun as basketball supporters that it takes Kitty some insisting to remind the clergyman that mass is his Sunday priority, only to hear Red inspired him to resign! Donna is shocked Bob already sleeps with his new girlfriend Joanne, so her ma Midge is completely out of the picture. Jackie is jealous to find Rhonda is already more in the loop and even has a key to the basement and gets challenged to wrestle...

Season 4, Episode 12: An Eric Forman Christmas

18 December 2001
The gang grumbles Christmas isn't real fun any more, like when they were little kids, except Kelso who looks forward to the traditional X-mas children's specials, but Jackie won't let him watch. Kitty gets them to volunteer for pastor Dave's church pageant, with Eric as director, who has an all too hard time stopping everyone for modernizing their parts most un-biblically. When Dave tries to take over directing and the lead, he is irreverently tied up, enough for Leo to give the sacrilegers heaps. Meanwhile Red is so angry at Bob's seasonal 'noise' that he hides his neighbors' decorations. Yet, in the end...

Season 4, Episode 13: Jackie Says Cheese

8 January 2002
Kitty brings Eric a lollipop, sex pamphlets and condoms to the men's disgust; yet when Kitty is home only one night and Red is out, he tries to steal some back; Eric thinks he thus found the basement stash with Hyde's dope, so the two desperately avoid each-other. To Fez' despair, the new exchange student Thomas, although not much brighter, is instantly popular because of his good looks; so Fez dumps him at the Michigan border. Jackie is broke, expects Kelso to get a job to keep her in cosmetics, but the only one available, at the Cheese Palace, is girls only- as her zit seems an even worse fate, she accepts it grumbling and complaining, but her first paycheck ever is a refreshing new experience...

Season 4, Episode 14: Eric's Hot Cousin

22 January 2002
Eric's cousin Penny, who he used to tease a lot when they were kids, comes over for a visit. All the guys think she's very hot.

Season 4, Episode 15: Tornado Prom

5 February 2002
It's the the day of the Snow King election ball. Jackie expected to compensate her lost wealth by excelling popularity, so she was friendly -to some- for two whole weeks. Michael is elected king, but when vice principal Cole announces a tornado red alert his admirable efforts to preside over emergency measures, the royal leadership is hardly taken as seriously as it deserves. Jackie is crushed to be mere runner up for queen, so Kelso's girl, not the other way around. Hyde came with some of 'his best', to build a party his style in coach's office, gets caught in the act, but when coach hears about his phobia -tornado- decides to try something: smoking weed! Fez and Rhonda decide also to get rid of their virginity, but... Meanwhile Bob and his floozy Joanne Stupac, who have no shelter, kill time in Red's basement, and his mood... The only ignorant one is Eric, who forgot to bring Donna, whom he promised a ride, and thus arrives at the radio station, where she was left alone, as saving hero, but too scared to drive back, so they spend time alone there and kiss again...

Season 4, Episode 16: Donna Dates a Kelso

5 February 2002
When the school paper prints Eric's election as most eligible player of the Vikings team, he imagines being a love-machine like Kelso and tells Donna it's time they start dating other people, while only gullible dog Emily actually dates him. Fearing ridicule by association, Jackie sets up a date for reluctant Donna with Michael's elder ex-con brother Casey, just out of military service, a political mismatch but a hit at first sight, who reminds Eric 'Foreplay' he's still a measly nobody and lost Donna. Fez can think of nothing but fat Rhonda's promise to 'share something' with him, so he gets Leo's permission to use the Photohut and Kitty's advice 'for a friend' about 'doing it', but Rhonda feels because she loves him best... A silly invention made Bob filthy rich again, and Red crazy with jealousy when Bob decides to buy the Corvette money-tight vet Red dreams about, so ...

Season 4, Episode 17: Kelso's Career

12 February 2002
As Valentine's day approaches, Fez has bought a big box of candy for his Rhonda, but can his horny body wait for her without eating the sweets? Jackie, who now learns the value of money, tells Michael Kelso to earn some for a neat gift; Eric suggests a clinic in Madison pays for 'manly donations', a job he excels at naturally... Donna has the hots for Michael's 'cool' big brother Casey Kelso and actually gets a date, but his Trans Am car is hotter in his eyes. Eric and his delighted ma Kitty are stunned when Red tells his son he loves him, but only because...

Season 4, Episode 18: Leo Loves Kitty

19 February 2002
The mall owner gives Kelso the chance of a lifetime: the beautiful boy is recruited as model for his magazine, and almost immediately promoted to the most prestigious underwear, briefs. Vicious 'girlfriend' Jackie shows her jealous nature by first pretending it's not true, then it's not important, finally trying to make him give it up 'because modeling is her dream', and when that fails turning to her Cheese Palace boss, Todd. Fez begged till Hyde gave him a driving lesson in his El Camino, but by the time he gets to drive a few meter- that's too far, being backward, so the rear section is damaged to the tune of $80; Leo, who stood there, lands in hospital, where he enjoys Kitty's care so much he continues to woo her after his discharge, while she feels that doesn't annoy Red enough.

Season 4, Episode 19: Jackie's Cheese Squeeze

26 February 2002
Jackie kisses Todd, a colleague of her, and Eric accidentally sees it.

Season 4, Episode 20: Class Picture

19 March 2002
When their class is having their pictures taken for the yearbook, Kelso concentrates on his coy look, but Jackie insists a meaningful personal quote is even more important. Eric's suggestion to put in something about them all starts a lot of memories since their early days when they met as little kids or at school. Eric has another big zit. Donna finally deals with Kelso's frustration to be the only one who never saw her bare-breasted.

Season 4, Episode 21: Prank Day

26 March 2002
Kelso welcomes everyone with 'Presents day' treats, but they soon discover that's just the first phase of his hilarious invention 'Prank day'. The girls invite Leo to their girls night board game. When the bad sports prepare a mean revenge on Kelso, it accidentally falls on Red, who naturally would come down hard on dumb ass Eric, but decides instead to enlist him for a 'good prank' against the others, and announces so at dinner, but phase two, again aimed at Michael, goes really wrong...

Season 4, Episode 22: Eric's Corvette Caper

9 April 2002
Kitty drags Red to her class reunion, so Eric takes his chance to use his prize Corvette, against strict instructions, just to impress Canon, the foxy girl who always put him down, and now takes the wheel, with a smashing effect... While Casey is away, Michael takes his frustrations out on big brother's cloths and bed, so when the nosy girls 'accidentally' snoop there Jackie's way and Donna forgets a school-book...

Season 4, Episode 23: Hyde's Birthday

23 April 2002
After Red grossly insults Hyde trough a misunderstanding on his birthday, Kitty decides to throw him a real surprise party for his 18th, at neighbor Bob's place, but Steven seriously tries to make clear he doesn't want to celebrate the end of his youth, and maybe moving out. The kids think up a cool gift, and Kelso had the winning idea: a stolen street sign, but steeling it is hell even on his beloved van. Red enjoys pointing out to Hyde the cumbersome duties of manhood...

Season 4, Episode 24: That '70s Musical

30 April 2002
The others all react blasé, except Kitty, when Fez reminds them tomorrow is the spring musical he has been preparing for enthusiastically for weeks. In his innocent dream, Fez is a real star, and everybody gets his or her place, but in reality his music teacher, Mr. Wilkinson, punishes the eager beaver for 'imitating my accent' by putting him on the last row, with losers and ugly kids. When the big day looks like it's a total bummer, Fez is surprised to see...

Season 4, Episode 25: Eric's False Alarm

7 May 2002
Michael Kelso overheard his abusive big brother Casey say he's about to meet and probably do it with Donna in "Le Motel"; Hyde insists everybody keeps quiet to Eric, Fez spills the beans. Bob is officially divorced, yet marriage doesn't appeal to Joanne, Red assures her Bob and she are right for each-other. Kelso is determined to stalk Jackie now he believes she's doing it again with a Cheese Palace guy, actually rather sweet. Eric couldn't burst in at the hotel, just wined to Leo in the other honeymoon suite, but after he left someone pulled the fire-alarm...

Season 4, Episode 26: Everybody Loves Casey

14 May 2002
Hyde is so sick of the other boys wining about girls he starts throwing things at them each time, and nicknames wimp Eric Daffy Duck. Kitty wins a year's supply hot dogs, so she gives a neighborhood barbecue, against Red's wishes. Eric thinks he can outshine Casey there and win Donna back, but the 'cool' ex soldier rather makes him look immature. Michael, who learned after consulting Cosmo Magazine together that Jackie won't apologize properly for her infidelity, tells Eric his big brother Casey is always bad news for girls, and finally realizes he has no reason to apologize to a bitch who always makes him feel bad, so he dumps Jackie.

Season 4, Episode 27: Love, Wisconsin Style

21 May 2002
Jackie finds a way to make up with Michael Kelso who dumped her: he may kiss another girl; Jackie reserves choosing her 'rival'; when she finally leaves the choice to him, his is surprisingly romantic, and yet... Eric is delighted to catch Donna drunk as a skunk in bright daylight because of Casey; Bob is a walkover who lets her get away with everything, regardless of Joanne, but when it gets too gross Red steps in, and Casey seizes the opportunity to dump her, publicly. Just now she comes crawling back, Eric's pointless pride makes him refuse to be her 'second choice'; before he comes to his dumb ass senses (even Kitty uses the term) she decides to emigrate to California, where her ma lives. Afraid that Jackie might enforce her 'way out', marriage because she says so, Michael decides to drive Donna all the way; the long road proves tormentingly fishy, as Hyde had first dragged Fez along stealing dead fish and then decided to hide it in one of Kelso's van's wheel caps.

Season 5

Season 5, Episode 1: Going to California

17 September 2002
Eric goes to California to express his love for Donna, meanwhile Kelso tries to talk Annette into bed.

Season 5, Episode 2: I Can't Quit You Babe

24 September 2002
Eric and Donna are severely punished for their trip to California: Eric loses his car and Donna has to go to a catholic school.

Season 5, Episode 3: What Is and What Should Never Be

29 October 2002
Kitty drops a bomb by announcing she's pregnant, while Kelso feels as if a bomb has been dropped on him when he sees Hyde and Jackie kissing.

Season 5, Episode 4: Heartbreaker

29 October 2002
Now Michael Kelso has found out about Jackie and Hyde, he's crushed and out for vengeance - alas his attacks on friend Steven have the same sad result as always, a black eye for poor Kelso. Kitty is walking on clouds because of her pregnancy, so she invites her parents over, alcoholic Burt Sigurdson and commands-shouting Bea Sigurdson, but the gynecologist changed her big news: she's not expecting but entering menopause; one day too late for otherwise relieved Red: his 'baby' the Corvette is already sold.

Season 5, Episode 5: Ramble On

12 November 2002
Donna gives Eric a 'man ring'. Eric doesn't say how much he loathes the ring and even loses it.

Season 5, Episode 6: Over the Hills and Far Away

19 November 2002
Red considers Kitty's menopause the worst threat since the Korean war. For college orientation day, the Foremans drive the boys -Michael Kelso brings a note from his parents pinned on his lapel, but spent the $30 on a video-game- to state college UW, Bob decided Donna must go to private Marquette with Jackie. Being apart is a depressing prospect, but while Red is shocked by the 'hippies' the kids love the colleges, only Hyde and Jackie are miserable as they play stupid power games. Donna decides to go to UW just for Eric's sake.

Season 5, Episode 7: Hot Dog

26 November 2002
Kitty's menopause still makes life at the Forman house miserable, so Red gives her an orphan lap dog. In no time Schotzie is her favorite 'baby', making Red even more miserable. Eric is so grateful for Donna being prepared to join him at college for the next four years that he decides to get her a cool gift, and after some hesitations even considers a wedding ring. The other basement gang boys decide that thought deserves wearing the stupid helmet. Yet, when Donna drags out of him what his intentions were...

Season 5, Episode 8: Thank You

3 December 2002
It's Thanksgiving day and Eric can't tell Red about failing math or about his secret engagement to Donna. Red may reward Eric's (alleged) maturity at dinner and Kelso's 'dating' Eric's math teacher. Kitty's Mom and Dad add to the chaos.

Season 5, Episode 9: Black Dog

10 December 2002
The news Jackie's dad councilman Burkhart had to resign after embezzlement charges convinces Kelso she'll soon be running back to home for a comforting shoulder, as Steven's remains as cold as his heart. 'Perfect couple' Eric and Donna finds they disagree whether the way to go is closeness or giving space, and asking the equally divided Forman parents only causes another menopause-crisis... Fez enjoys bossy boss Nina giving him a stern lesson in fingerprints-taking, but the ink leaves its black mark on her and a part of him he normally only touches, a lot... Kelso has dug up his pallet gun from his garden, which was buried after he accidentally killed -till now oblivious- Eric's hamster; now Hyde's taunting coincides with another involuntary shot, and the fiend -who constantly punches his poor pall's arm black and blue- pretends to be hit in the deceptively patched eye till Michael, who fears to have shot 'accidentally on purpose', hands it over penitentially for undeserved corporal punishment aimed at the beaut-boy's butt...

Season 5, Episode 10: The Crunge

17 December 2002
Eric takes drastic measures when he learns that everyone in the gang, including Kelso, has higher SAT scores.

Season 5, Episode 11: The Girl I Love

7 January 2003
When Fez finally agrees to present his DMV girlfriend Nina to the gang, Kitty decides to give a formal dinner party, just when Red wanted to see an annual TV challenge special, Battle of the Network Stars. Eric and Hyde object to their girls making them come; when Jackie even wants Steven to wear decent cloths, he really refuses, so she accepts an invitation from her ex Kelso, who wasn't allowed to come alone. All the men soon run off from the horribly boring party. The boys' last hope to hold out against a girl is Fez- even Kelso knows better.

Season 5, Episode 12: Misty Mountain Hop

22 January 2003
Now Jackie's dad is indicted, their cabin must be emptied, so she and Kitty force Red, and he Eric -annex Donna- to help with the heavy lifting. Because of Jackie's lie to go to a dolls convention, Hyde took Fez and Kelso there. Alas just when Kelso finds the weed stash, Red's gang arrives, except Eric and Donna who got lost on the way, but end up preparing his parents a surprise on the kitchen table no less disgusting.

Season 5, Episode 13: Your Time Is Gonna Come

29 January 2003
Annette, Kelso's girlfriend from his and Donna's California exile, comes to visit Michael Kelso but stays with Donna, who insists Jackie must join them. Jealous Jackie hates Annette like bubonic plague, but seems to warm to her, until... Kitty's parents turn up unannounced from Arizona: Burt has lost all their money on an ostrich farm which got wiped out by coyotes, then has a fatal heart-attack while sneakily watching the girls' slumber party, like the boys before him. Grandmother as merry widow is a grim prospects for the Formans...

Season 5, Episode 14: Babe I'm Gonna Leave You

5 February 2003
Hyde thinks Jackie still has feelings for Kelso while Eric's grandma drives Kitty and Donna mad with her icky remarks.

Season 5, Episode 15: When the Levee Breaks

12 February 2003
Donna's dad Bob and his partner Joanne are off for the weekend, so they plan a weekend together, but the gang is determined to throw a party there, and unforgiving when they really refuse it. A call from the jeweler makes Kitty think Eric's engagement ring for Donna is for her, but she finds out while taking 'poor orphan' Hyde shopping for a new coat, which turns out an Evis-flashy jacket, yet tries to help preventing Red finding out, but the next paternal tirade makes Eric spill the beans himself.

Season 5, Episode 16: Whole Lotta Love

19 February 2003
Now their parents know and worry about Eric and Donna's engagement, Eric is terrified and shunned by Red, Donna goes plead their case. Fez' boss and lover Nina decides to clear the air and his tension at work by asking him to stay for the night, all the way; when he reports to the gang, its sounds all but romantic or efficient, but Nina has her own conclusion. Hyde didn't even know about Jackie's birthday, Kelso gives her a perfect sweater. Eric claims he'll marry Donna even if he must pay the wedding himself, Red fires him...

Season 5, Episode 17: The Battle of Evermore

20 February 2003
Since Red ruined Erics life for getting engaged, their rowing gets worse for weeks, even chases the gang away. Kitty signs them up for a charity father-son Point Place Paul Bunyan pioneer event; they still fight and get creamed by Charlie and Mitch, an apparently perfect pair; as events progress the team' temperaments seem to get reversed, but at the end -a loss- nothing has really changed. Hyde doesn't believe Leo has just disappeared, so the gang look for him in his apartment; the new tenant has a note and a gift for Steven...

Season 5, Episode 18: Hey Hey What Can I Do

12 March 2003
Now most kids are out of a job income, they all head for the job fair, Eric and Hyde being fired, Kelso after getting a ticket from a female cop made him doubt if his looks will last, Donna as 'hot' appetizer for her radio station. Red raises the stakes: if Eric sticks to marrying Donna, he'll stop the dumb ass's college funding. Most available jobs are revolting, yet Hyde becomes cook for his former 'big brother', a worse social cripple then him; Kelso decides to become a cop because the uniform would prolong his beauty many years. Eric found a bank teller's job, but loses it because of a bad reference... .

Season 5, Episode 19: Bring It on Home

26 March 2003
While Fez wants to meet the parents of his girlfriend Nina, Donna has talked herself into asking Jackie to stay with her because her parents are gone.

Season 5, Episode 20: No Quarter

2 April 2003
Donna finds having Jackie as 'guest' is hell, only more invasive than an occupying army. Kelso hopes he'll be a tough cop in a year, but needs a less sissy job than model- Hyde's boss Roy engages him as kitchen hand, but bastard Steven pretends to be his boss, qualified to fire him after a trial period, which the scum turns into a non-stop hell-week, even in the Forman basement. Eric can't meet the payments for Donna's engagement ring, even after selling LPs. Fez is still drifting on a pink cloud called Nina, yet as horny as ever.

Season 5, Episode 21: Trampled Under Foot

9 April 2003
The basement gang realizes their lives, conversations and routine are boringly repetitive, so they consider inviting a new member, but Kitty forces upon Eric Lance Crawford, a creepy kid, just because she's after his mother's peach cobbler recipe, but he came prepared... Nina tells Fez she 'needs time, but it's not his fault', the gang translates she's dumping him unless he can make her jealous by playing aloof, but when that finally works...

Season 5, Episode 22: You Shook Me

16 April 2003
Hyde tells Jackie he doesn't trust her being alone with Kelso, Eric gets a new job and Fez has a very disturbing dream involving Kelso.

Season 5, Episode 23: Nobody's Fault But Mine

23 April 2003
Kelso finds out Hyde cheated on Jackie and confronts him. Hyde tells Jackie about what he did. Meanwhile, Laurie has come back from Chicago.

Season 5, Episode 24: Immigrant Song

7 May 2003
Red has taken a final decision regarding Eric and Donna's wish to move and marry.

Season 5, Episode 25: Celebration Day

14 May 2003
Fez dreads impending graduation as he probably must return to his lizard-infested country afterward, so he gets Kelso and Hyde to observe a truce in their Jacky-war to join both on a camping trip by the lake with the whole gang, plus Eric's stupid sister Laurie. Kitty is on heavy tranquilizers as she can't handle her 'baby boy' moving out. After a failed ghost prank by the campfire Eric was to skinny-dip with Donna, but ends up screaming butt-naked with Laurie, who next does it in Kelso's van with Fez, who gets even more out of it then sex... Kelso and Hyde's rivalry for Jackie comes to a near fistfight, until she calls out that "it's no fun for me anymore!" The pair realizes that she's been playing them against each other as revenge for their awful treatment of her over the years, and they demand she finally chooses. Next morning they all oversleep and the van is stolen, so the parents are terribly disappointed the kids all miss their own graduation ceremony...

Season 6

Season 6, Episode 1: The Kids Are Alright

29 October 2003
Eric is torn apart because he desperately wants to leave home, but can't because he's needed at home after Red's mild heart attack.

Season 6, Episode 2: Join Together

5 November 2003
Although everyone keeps meanly abusing Kelso, he proves himself a true friend by realizing Hyde and Jackie may play cool and aloof, they're obviously still in love, so Michael starts shuttle diplomacy, albeit without rendering any sentence correctly, and makes each believe the other apologized first... Eric's announcement he defers college at least till Red is recovered delights Kitty as much as it depresses Red his 18 years wait isn't about to end after all, and joining Red in the doctor's ruthless diet looked doable to Kitty only till she reads he list includes no booze. Meanwhile Eric discovers and enjoys that the one thing hotter then make up-sex is going away-sex, so anything with Donna anywhere is a '(maybe) our last time' excuse.

Season 6, Episode 3: Magic Bus

12 November 2003
It's Donna's last night in Point Place, and it's also Eric's eighteenth birthday. He may not be getting the party he expected, and he has to tell Donna goodbye.

Season 6, Episode 4: The Acid Queen

19 November 2003
When the boys see foxy Brooke again, Kelso wants her to confirm they did it at a Molly Hatchett concert, but she doesn't even remember the Adonis, who just can't believe it: other girls pretend they did get him. Just admitting he finds Brooke hot too gets Hyde in Jackie's bad books, but he's not about to lie for her; Kitty assures her it just takes a few years of picking shrewd shrew-battles till a man just gives up 'disobeying'. Donna tells Kelso that Brooke is now a librarian, he keeps insisting -the other boys only now discover there is a library in town, and it has many Playboys! Later Brooke comes to the basement, but drops a bomb-shell...

Season 6, Episode 5: I'm Free

26 November 2003
The gang doesn't believe Kelso's claim Brooke can't be carrying his child. When Donna gets him to talk to her, she tells him never to give the baby and her another taught- he can't believe his luck! Immigration is going to deport Fez if his marriage to Laurie is found fake, so he must sleep in the Foreman house, Kitty can't refuse. Red isn't happy to find him naked in the shower, nor bunking with Eric, who must imitate his ocean sounds tape to stop his endless candy stories, so Fez ends up in the basement, cranky after a sleepless night. Agent Armstrong interrogates everyone separately, but apparently considers the bride too attractive to conclude negatively. Hyde, Jackie and especially Donna insist till Kelso returns to Brooke, who cruelly tells him she didn't want to spare him but refuses to 'take care of two babies'.

Season 6, Episode 6: We're Not Gonna Take It

3 December 2003
Eric is fired because Joanne broke up with Bob. Eric tries to get the job Kelso is also applying for.

Season 6, Episode 7: Christmas

17 December 2003
The firm is mad enough to designate misanthrope Red as Santaclaus, instead of Bob who grudgingly accepts to assist as elf with Kitty, who by signing up the kids for the same duty unknowingly convinced the boys to attend the school dance they had sworn never to join again. Donna is furious when she learns Eric hangs out there and is now popular with a few schoolgirls, so she turns up during her radio show. Fez fears the football team will again lock him up in a locker. Hyde only came for Jackie's sake. Kelso only wanted to avoid going to the library as Brooke suggested, but changes his mind and is starting there to charm his way into his baby's mother's hart... The kids are treated by Santa to 'more sensible' toy choices and bloody Vietnam stories, till Bob can't take it anymore...

Season 6, Episode 8: I'm a Boy

7 January 2004
Eric tells Donna and Kitty he worked late while he was actually playing poker with the guys.

Season 6, Episode 9: Young Man Blues

14 January 2004
Jackie joins a Big Sister program at school. Eric tries to become the new handy man around the house.

Season 6, Episode 10: A Legal Matter

4 February 2004
Kelso thinks he's the stooge of the police academy and, with Eric and Hyde, breaks into the police academy to check his file.

Season 6, Episode 11: I Can See for Miles

11 February 2004
While Michael Kelso helps Brooke in the library, she invites him, impressed with his kind efforts, to take her to her next gynecologist's appointment. Alas his van is missing by then because Eric drove Donna in it to 'mount hump' by the lake, which she considers a romantic wedding site, even though dad Bob insists on a church wedding, but forgot the hand-break... Meanwhile Jackie, who considered the basement 'depressingly gray', turned Hyde's bedroom into a pink baby girl-room, yet he enjoys the fragrance and softness but won't admit so. Red even finds it 'un-manly' when Bob gives him a fine pair of shoes. Kelso tries to take Brooke to the doctor on his bike, but is again in disgrace, so he finds an alternative, which really impresses the boys...

Season 6, Episode 12: Sally Simpson

18 February 2004
Kelso introduces a fellow police cadet to the gang, a tomboy named Suzy Simpson. Comedy ensues when Kelso tries to set up a date between Suzy and Fez. Kitty becomes defensive when a stress management specialist visits Red.

Season 6, Episode 13: Won't Get Fooled Again

25 February 2004
Fez shooting a bunny turned police cadet Suzy off completely, she only wants to hurt people. Fez blames his poor mate and failing cupid Kelso, who tries to wait patiently and brings peace offerings, but gets them thrown back (in words, two are kept as Jackie advised as part of ruthless revenge) so now Michael gets mad at him too. Donna's late period makes her and Eric believe she's pregnant; he panics worst and blabs to Kitty, who first suggested they move, then promises not to tell but writes it down for Red and Bob, who only suggests to pass the baby for Donna's sister. After Donna gets worked up because Eric said she had to give up her career, it turns out to be a false alert. Suzy tricks Kelso and Fez to meet 'with her', then too much truth from each of them proves to be- good in an unexpected way...

Season 6, Episode 14: Baby Don't You Do It

3 March 2004
Kelso burns down the Police Academy. Eric and Donna start marriage counseling.

Season 6, Episode 15: Who Are You

10 March 2004
Michael Kelso was looking forward to the new, luxurious police academy, but doesn't want to go at all now because he believes he'll lose his friends and fears he may not make new friends. When Jackie's mother and gold-digging role model Pamela 'Pam' Burkhart arrives, Donna says she should welcome her - until Pam digs into her own dad, Bob.

Season 6, Episode 16: Man with Money

17 March 2004
When Kitty gives a cocktail-party, the men all dress up because of Jackie's sexy ma Pamela 'Pam' Burkhart, envy Bob who got another good looker after Midge and agree it must be a matter of money more then charm, while their daughters agree that mismatch may not go trough but are ignored. The doctor gives Red a heart monitor, but Kitty uses it as a lie-detector to trap him till it is proven to react to... Simple hedonist Kelso is the only one who uses Bob's hot-tub after the odd couple, au naturel, so his scumbag 'mates'...

Season 6, Episode 17: Happy Jack

24 March 2004
When Eric is caught by Donna tending to his 'manly needs' in the Pinciotti bathroom, everyone acts as if it was an ax-murder: Jackie sees it as blackmail material to 'milk' for life, the others brand the boy as a weak pervert. Hyde and Fez regret having to miss how Eric will as always make this one 'even worse', but still go visit Kelso at the police academy, where the cadet has adopted the burly house style, grown the trade-mark mustache and adopted the cop name Mike. After he dutifully flushed weed criminal Hyde's contraband stash, the pair treacherously shaves him a Hitler-mustache...

Season 6, Episode 18: Do You Think It's Alright?

31 March 2004
Donna decides it's time for the next wedding preparations: choosing a wedding list, to the boys' anger only 'things at the table', nothing they like, and Eric is a wreck after a six hours shopping raid, so eager to take Red's advice: choose so badly she'll declare him shop-incompetent and do it all herself. Alas veteran Kelso gives the game away at first glance, so as punishment Eric must go shop wedding cloths with Jackie, who surprisingly knows how to handle a male shopping-stooge. Meanwhile Kitty and Fez catch Red enjoying reading one of her dirty girls books...