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ErmagurdPraiiiseJeeeeebus from New Zealand
14 March 2006
This is one of those movies which is insanely enjoyable for the sole
purpose of laughing at how badly the makers tried and failed to make a
watchable movie. The paper-thin plot revolves around the future being
all post-apocalyptic and plagued by a nasty disease (which is referred
to by a made-up name which would make it a bacterium even though it's
called a virus), so the pretty-boy main character goes back to 1999 (in
a time machine seemingly made of spare planks and leftover parts from
someone's school science project) to find the cure. Of course, he's
followed by a couple of bad-asses and his wife, who randomly takes her
top off before going through for no apparent reason. Then later on she
takes it off again, after saying "but not before we rest and have sex".
Yes, that's a direct quote.
Anyway, most of the movie involves random fighting, interspersed with
hilariously bad dialog, random nudity and acting so wooden you could
hammer nails into it and make a porch from it. It also seems to have
been filmed through a camera lens smeared with vaseline, edited by a
monkey and mixed on a $50 boom box tape recorder. In other words,
splendid stuff if you're looking to go a bit of home-mysting.
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