Dragon Kong, a victor of a millionaire's martial-arts contest, is about to begin the most dangerous mission of his life. For his prize, the millionaire's ravishing daughter Susan, has been ... See full summary »
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Dragon Kong, a victor of a millionaire's martial-arts contest, is about to begin the most dangerous mission of his life. For his prize, the millionaire's ravishing daughter Susan, has been stolen - kidnapped by a Ninja sect headed by Tiger So. a legendary Ninjitsu super-foot. Why tiger has taken Susan, Dragon can only guess, but as the shocking truth begins to dawn, and the final showdown approaches, the violence of the Ninja reaches its fatal peak. Written by
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This is a Godfrey Ho flick, so if you know that name, then you know what to expect, which to say is, expect the unexpected.
This isn't a cut and shunt Ho movie starring Richard Harrison, rather it's a straight ahead Kung Fu flick regarding two (or more) warring factions. Straight ahead in Godfrey Ho's world means 'absolutely mental'.
The story is not really worth noting here, but what is worth noting is the catalogue of brain-damaging sights on view, including: 1. Missing index finger tickling fu 2. Twitchy, man thinking he's a chicken Fu 3. Marble fu 4. Men springing to their feet like planks of wood. 5. Dramatic wig removal (like Ninja Terminator!). 6. Sudden Breast reveals causing lightening and loss of powers. 7. Perpetual ninja attacks, leading to one of the characters remarking "Be careful, this is ninja country". 8. Tranvestite kung fu 9. A man setting fire to a porno mag using his mind....
Godfrey Ho is to Kung Fu as Troll 2 is to Italian horror. See it now.
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