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Dirt Merchant (1999)

Not Rated | | Comedy | 16 September 1999 (USA)
A slacker turns P.I. and solves a rock star's murder.

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A slacker turns P.I. and solves a rock star's murder.

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Dirt Merchant: Alternative Investigator  »

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When the Blood Banker asks Dirt if he also wants to donate sperm, Dirt's lips clearly say just "No", while the audio gives him the line, "Not that desperate". See more »

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[Holly So Tightly suddenly stops her car around the runaway Dirt Merchant]
Holly So Tightly: Come with me if you wanna leave.
Dirt Merchant: Huh?
Holly So Tightly: Don't worry, I know you're innocent!
Dirt Merchant: You do?
Holly So Tightly: Just get in the car!
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Great little comedy
10 March 2003 | by (Boston) – See all my reviews

Excellent writing and wild cast. The tech is poor but it's obviously very low budget. Looks like they didn't cut the negative but had to release on a video output. In any case one of the most inventive comedies I've seen lately. The screenwriter in particular is fine.


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