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Dirt Merchant (1999)

Not Rated | | Comedy | 16 September 1999 (USA)
A slacker turns P.I. and solves a rock star's murder.

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A slacker turns P.I. and solves a rock star's murder.

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When the Blood Banker asks Dirt if he also wants to donate sperm, Dirt's lips clearly say just "No", while the audio gives him the line, "Not that desperate". See more »

Quotes

[after looking at a series of portraits of Holly So Tightly alongside famous singers]
Dirt Merchant: Unbelievable!
Holly So Tightly: What is?
Dirt Merchant: You've humped half of my record collection.
Holly So Tightly: Whatever...
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Makes Plan 9 From Outer Space Look Like a Winner
22 April 2004 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Oh man, this s-u-c-k-e-d sucked.... I couldn't even get any camp value out of this......and I sat through the whole thing on Showtime.... Don't bother waiting around for the 'naked' scenes either.....it's too late and only plastic Jenna Jameson is involved.. Shows how much discretionary cash must be laying around Hollywood just to get your name on the closing credits.. I guess Showtime had to throw something in at 1am... Next time I think I'd even rather be watching ESPN loop around every 30 minutes...


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