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Dirt Merchant (1999)

Not Rated | | Comedy | 16 September 1999 (USA)
A slacker turns P.I. and solves a rock star's murder.

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A slacker turns P.I. and solves a rock star's murder.

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Goofs

When the Blood Banker asks Dirt if he also wants to donate sperm, Dirt's lips clearly say just "No", while the audio gives him the line, "Not that desperate". See more »

Quotes

[after asking Holly So Tightly casual questions]
XTV Reporter: ...and how does it feel to be called "the biggest star fucker in the business"?
[Holly So Tightly looks at the reporter with a sour face]
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Man... I got played.
14 October 2004 | by (Daytona Beach, FL) – See all my reviews

I was up late one night, and was flipping through the channels to find something on. Well, as I was doing so, I caught a glimpse of David Faustino. I was shocked to see Bud Bundy in a movie! So I decided to watch to see what this was. Well, even though it had Anthony Michael Hall, Danny Masterson, and one of the DeLuise brothers in it, this movie was terrible. This is one of those movies that make you wonder how they tricked the cast into being in it, shoot, this is one of those movies that make you wonder how they got funded! Try to avoid this movie, it makes you ponder why you were suckered out of 85 precious minutes of your life and not have a parting gift or anything for compensation. Well, It DOES have Jenna Jameson in it, and she does show her chest in it, but I'm sure she has better movies that you can see them and more... LOL!

Don't say you weren't warned!


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