Drifting School (1995) User Reviews

I Have Discovered The Worst Film Ever OMG

[danthewrestlingmanorigin · 1/10 · 15 October 2006]

I must say I am a big Billy Drago fan. Even if he's in a less then spectacular film, at least you can expect a good scene chewing bad guy performance from him. Drifting School, which I saw under the title Lost In Time several years ago, is quite literally the worst film ever made. And I don't say this lightly, as I've seen more horror and Sci-fi films then anyone. All you jaded genre fans if you want a good bad film to rip apart, look no further. The films problems are many, including the most annoying performance I've ever witnessed from the heavy set kid in the film. Plus Bubba Smith.... well need I say more. The puppet monster, that you only see for a couple minutes is generally the worst thing I've ever seen, it would have sucked even in 1955, and it's attack on Billy Drago is laughable. Speaking Of Mr. Drago, he looks generally embarrassed here, and when his character mutates, all he does is spit water out of his mouth, and growl. I'm not joking it's really bad, and most of all it's boring. I mean for the most part nothing even happens for the majority of the film. I'm a fair reviewer and don't ask for to much, but I can honestly say I would rather be caned in my nether regions then sit through this putrid piece of garbage again.

can it get worse?

[leandros · 2/10 · 6 February 2000]

This truly is the worse film I have ever seen. The music, the acting, the "special" effects, the aliens, the lighting, the camera, the plot, the script are terribly loose, with no integrity at all and confusing. The film overall is so bad, it can't even get funny. I tolerated till the end, and all I got was a terrible headache.

Billy Drago is a genius!

[spamme666 · 10/10 · 3 July 2005]

Billy Drago is an accomplished actor with many good skills under his belt. Among his many skills, acting ranks high in the list of his skills that he is good at. Billy Drago has often been compared to Picasso and Rembrandt in terms of his contribution to acting, which is why he was in untouchables (by Brian de Palma - - yo! Shut the hell up! This tripe is stupid dope!).

In this movie, Billy Drago plays a hardcore thug who's heart is only softened after the ghost of Bubba Smith is reduced to lifeless meat-bag by a futuristic high schoolers gun. Billy Drago before is murderous cult leader hiding in school library, but together; rival basketball teams, Billy Drago, asthma child (who is not listed on memorial 2000 years in future!!!) all learn to work together to solve their difference.

Also this movie takes place 200 years in future, so we actually learn how people are living in the future. Why do people complane about here movie, when in fact this movie might be future bible? Its true, isn't it nice to watch movie, see future, maybe learn about self.

*************** SPOILER ALERT ************************

I am afraid to say that at end of movie, Billy Drago (after having change of heart to help Asthma Boy) actually decides to help cook Christmas ham to ease tensions between rival basketball games, ghost of Bubba Smith. It is only through this miraculous course of self-discovery that Cmdr Drago understands the true meaning of Christmas, and also the good inherent in mankind.