One day, a boy named Jacob Two-Two (aptly named because every phrase that he utters is repeated) decides to set out to prove himself to his parents that he can do things, so his father, who...
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Peanut butter is the secret ingredient for magic potions made by two friendly ghosts. Eleven-year-old Michael loses all of his hair when he gets a fright and uses the potion to get his hair... See full summary »
One day, a boy named Jacob Two-Two (aptly named because every phrase that he utters is repeated) decides to set out to prove himself to his parents that he can do things, so his father, who is tired of hearing his wife order him to do the shopping, sets Jacob out to buy two tomatoes. As Jacob makes his way to buy them, the greengrocer in the shop keeps telling an officer that Jacob was threatening him, so Jacob escapes, but only just, hitting his head rather hard and awaking in court where he is sentenced to two years, two months, two weeks, two days, two hours, two minutes, and five seconds to a children's prison run by not only a mad wrestler presumed lost, but also two (also aptly named) bird-like and fish-like cohorts as well as slimy humanoids that spray resisters with slime to stop them in their tracks. Helping Jacob in his mission are two young agents that aim to free all of the children kept prisoner in the swampy penitentiary. It is up to Jacob Two-Two to escape this heinous ... Written by
The character of Shapiro is supposed to have the alter ego of Emma Richler, not Marfa. This possibility was done to avoid confusion on set, combining Emma and Marfa, so Emma Bambrick wouldn't get confused when her name was stated. See more »
The Hooded Fang:
I am the fear of all fears... I am the nightmare of all nightmares... I am the monster that monsters run away from.
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Me and my family bought this movie because it looked promising for a 9-year old to watch...I think even a 2-year old would be in danger of dropping dead with horror at this movie. First of all, I didn't even see the whole thing because I was rolling around on the floor laughing at the umm...interesting musical aspects of the film. The "Two Red Tomatoes" song was beautiful, I think it should be nominated for a Grammy!!!!!! Seriously, I think I've been scarred for life. Every single night since I have woken up with a cold sweat after remembering Mrs. Filch or whatever with the crow nose. That lovely tune she sang has damaged me and my family forever, and if I ever see this horrible disgrace to everyone involved in it, I think I will be on the verge of suicide and drugs. This has been 2 hours of my life I will never be able to get back. I give it a 0. I don't care what age or gender you are, it is a 0. Unless of course you are insane or mentally retarded, then it might go up to a 1, because even they know it is horrible. Please burn all copies of this movie.
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