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Die Hard Dracula (1998)

| Comedy, Horror | 1998 (USA)
A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend, wandering through Europe and looking for happiness. A ... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
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Denny Sachen ...
Kerry Dustin ...
Carla / Julia
Ernest M. Garcia ...
Chaba Hrotko ...
Count Dracula / Policeman Gabor / King Ludwig
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Count Dracula (as Tom McGowan)
Talia Botone ...
Sonia
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Dana
Peter Horak ...
Baker Fuksa
John Slavik ...
Dentist Hoble
Robert Coppola ...
Pub Owner Ivan
Eddie Eisele ...
Father Stanislav
Paul Lackey ...
Butcher Wurst
Joseph Miksovsky ...
Mr. Hillman
Margie Windish ...
Mrs. Hillman
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A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend, wandering through Europe and looking for happiness. A car accident leads him to a small town sitting literally in the shadow of Dracula's castle. The frightened villagers have been preyed upon for generations. Steven is stunned to discover Carla, the innkeeper's daughter looks identical to his dead girlfriend. When she begs for his assistance against the vampire, he agrees to help them. Together with Dr. Van Helsing, the most famous vampire killer of all time, he attacks Dracula using a variety of ingenious weapons against the supernatural. Dracula shows unusual powers that defeat them at every turn, including fireballs and lightning from his fingertips. He is constantly on a search for blood to satisfy his centuries-old bickering brides. When Dracula kidnaps Carla right out of her bed, Steven and Van Helsing desperately try to kill him before it is ... Written by Anonymous

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To kill the unkillable, one step at a time.

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Крепкий орешек: Дракула  »

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Quotes

Doctor Van Helsing: I shot him right in the heart. My only guess is that his heart must be loose inside him, floating around in there.
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Spoofs To Have and Have Not (1944) See more »

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Hofball-Tänze (Court Ball Dances), Op. 161
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Written by Joseph Lanner
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i wasn't shouting, i wasn't shouting, i wasn't shouting, i wasn't shouting, i wasn't shouting, i wasn't shouting, i wasn't shouting.
6 July 2006 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

WELL WHAT CAN I SAY?... AWE INSPIRING A TRUE CHICK FLICK, DAVE CLINTON IS A HUNK OF A GUY AND I'm A HETEROSEXUAL ape As well. ANYWAY HES NOT IN THE FILM, THE FILM HOWEVER LEFT ME MENTAL, PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY SCARRED FOR 5 MONTHS, THEN I WAS CURED BUt i am now suffering from insomnia and diahrea only in the morning between 4 and 6.15. the best part of the film was when the credits were rolling at the end it had me on a natural high for at least what i can consider to be about 5 8ths of a donkeys lifespan. but then you have to say, NO this is my life and you cant tell me what to do, I'm a chuck Norris fan, i own you, your but a mere toucan to me, a mere one! but no seriously this film is not funny and in my opinion it should be classed as a video nasty and banned. after viewing the film with my optical sensors and listening with my audio devices that are located on the side of my face i have depicted the true meaning about black pudding. it's just a excuse to put all of the rubbish thats left of a hog into on measly portion of indepence. pooch, shelves, trashcan, elves and mantoes are all a current feature in this movie and i have to say that were a completed waste of time and they have been used far to to many time in these chauvinistic capitalist films about the grime raper. yes thats right the grim raper not grim reaper.


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