Service Guy: You wanna hear a good joke? Okay, "Knock, Knock."
Trixie: Come In. Is that it?!
Trixie: What a load of lame duck! Do who hear yourself when you speak?! Do you hear what you are saying?!
Kirk Stans: [Referring to sparse audience for his casino act] I left more people than this in bed!
Trixie: Even if I am between a rock and the deep blue sea, I am gonna fix this thing.
Senator Avery: And when you get tired of being stupid in public, then we'll talk!