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Happy, Texas (1999)

PG_13 98 min  -  Comedy | Crime | Romance  -   3 December 1999 (UK)
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Two escaped convicts arrive in the town of Happy, Texas, where they are mistaken for a gay couple who is to host the town's Little Miss Fresh Squeezed beauty pageant... See full summary »

Director:

Mark Illsley
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Steve Zahn ...
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr., aka David
Jeremy Northam ...
William H. Macy ...
Ally Walker ...
Josephine 'Joe' McClintock the Banker
Illeana Douglas ...
Doreen Schaefer
M.C. Gainey ...
Ron Perlman ...
Mo Gaffney ...
Mrs. Bromley
Paul Dooley ...
The Judge
Jillian Berard Jillian Berard ...
Madison 'Maddie'
Scarlett Pomers ...
Jency (Flaming Batons)
Melissa Arnold Melissa Arnold ...
Another Happy Girl
Cassie Silva ...
Another Happy Girl
Tiffany Takara Tiffany Takara ...
Another Happy Girl
Tim Bagley ...
David, Pagent Professional
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Storyline

Two escaped convicts arrive in the town of Happy, Texas, where they are mistaken for a gay couple who is to host the town's Little Miss Fresh Squeezed beauty pageant. Enjoying the celebrity and using their skill as con-men, the two adopt their persona to take on the task. Of course, as the two are heterosexual, their interest in the involved ladies intensifies. Ally Walker is a banker, who is distrustful of men and has given up on love. Illeana Douglas plays the dowdy, badly dressed teacher. Written by John Sacksteder <jsackste@bellsouth.net>  

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Plot Keywords:

Pageant | Gay | Escaped Convict | Banker | Texas  | See more »

Taglines:

Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly. See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Crime | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for language, sexual content and some violence See all certifications »

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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

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Also Known As:

Üçkagitçilar See more »

Filming Locations:

Piru, California, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$1,700,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$72,056 (USA) (3 October 1999) (8 Screens)

Gross:

$1,943,649 (USA) (19 December 1999)
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

William H. Macy's character has a discussion on the phone where he complains he cannot read a smudgy fax, and the message should be mailed, not faxed. This is exactly like a conversation his character has in Fargo. See more »

Goofs

Continuity: During the climax, Sheriff Chappy shoots nine shots out of his revolver without reloading. See more »

Quotes

Marshal Nalhober: [talking to a group of marshals] OK we've got three, count my fingers, three runners.
[holds a picture of Wayne]
Marshal Nalhober: First, Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. This man likes to steal cars.
[holds up a picture of Harry]
Marshal Nalhober: Next, Harry Sawyer; fraud, credit card scam.
[holds up a picture of Maslow]
Marshal Nalhober: And the reason we are all here today, Bob Maslow. Let's put this guy away before he kills somebody else!
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Crazy Credits

No animals were harmed in the making of this film, but a few rabbits had
their feelings hurt. See more »

Connections

References Fargo (1996) See more »

Soundtracks

"Are You Happy Baby"
Performed by Lee Roy Parnell with Keb' Mo'
Written by Lee Roy Parnell, Gary Nicholson
Published by Universal-Songs of PolyGram International, Inc. /
Lee Roy Parnell Music (BMI)
(All rights obo Lee Roy Parnell Music controlled and administered
by Universal - Songs of PolyGram International, Inc.) /
Gary Nicholson Music (Adm. by MRB)
Lee Roy Parnell appears courty of Arista Records, Inc.
Keb Mo appears courtesy of OKEH/550 Music See more »