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Happy, Texas (1999)

PG-13  |   |  Comedy, Crime, Romance  |  3 December 1999 (UK)
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Two escaped convicts arrive in the town of Happy, Texas, where they are mistaken for a gay couple who is to host the town's Little Miss Fresh Squeezed beauty pageant. Enjoying the celebrity... See full summary »

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Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr., aka David
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Josephine 'Joe' McClintock the Banker
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Doreen Schaefer
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Mrs. Bromley
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Madison 'Maddie'
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Another Happy Girl
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Another Happy Girl
Tiffany Takara ...
Another Happy Girl
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David, Pagent Professional
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Storyline

Two escaped convicts arrive in the town of Happy, Texas, where they are mistaken for a gay couple who is to host the town's Little Miss Fresh Squeezed beauty pageant. Enjoying the celebrity and using their skill as con-men, the two adopt their persona to take on the task. Of course, as the two are heterosexual, their interest in the involved ladies intensifies. Ally Walker is a banker, who is distrustful of men and has given up on love. Illeana Douglas plays the dowdy, badly dressed teacher. Written by John Sacksteder <jsackste@bellsouth.net>

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Two escaped convicts roll into the town of Happy, Texas where they pose as gay couple to elude the local sheriff who has a few sexual secrets of his own. See more »

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Comedy | Crime | Romance

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Rated PG-13 for language, sexual content and some violence | See all certifications »

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3 December 1999 (UK)  »

Also Known As:

Happy Texas - iloiset veikot  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$1,700,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$72,056 (USA) (1 October 1999)

Gross:

$1,943,649 (USA) (17 December 1999)
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Trivia

With the exception of a few scenes, the film was shot entirely on location in Piru, California. See more »

Goofs

After signing for the money at the bank, Harry and Wayne walk along the street looking for a car to steal. The first car on the corner is a 4-door Volvo Sedan. Wayne tries the door and it is locked so they move along to the next car. The shot changes to the next car and in the background you can see a man open the door of a domestic pick-up truck where the Volvo was in the last shot. See more »

Quotes

Marshal Nalhober: [talking to a group of marshals] OK we've got three, count my fingers, three runners.
[holds a picture of Wayne]
Marshal Nalhober: First, Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. This man likes to steal cars.
[holds up a picture of Harry]
Marshal Nalhober: Next, Harry Sawyer; fraud, credit card scam.
[holds up a picture of Maslow]
Marshal Nalhober: And the reason we are all here today, Bob Maslow. Let's put this guy away before he kills somebody else!
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References Fargo (1996) See more »

Soundtracks

After a Kiss
Performed by Pam Tillis
Written by Steven Dale Jones, Carolyn Dawn Johnson
Published by EMI April Music, Inc. / Sound Island Publishing (ASCAP)
(All rights for Sound Island Publishing
Controlled and administered by EMI April Music Inc.) /
Windswept Music / April Blue Music / Blakemore Avenue Music
(All rights obo April Blue Music / Blakemore Avenue Music
Administered by Windswept Music)
Pam Tillis appears courtesy of Arista Records, Inc.
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A patently unfunny sitcom episode of a film
26 August 1999 | by (Philadelphia) – See all my reviews

I didn't laugh once. Could Steve Zahn be any more overrated? Could Jeremy Northam possibly have any less charisma? Actually, the person who fares the worst in this sad, sad production is Ally Walker. Her made-for-television acting consists of eye-fluttering and grimacing. Pure, unadulterated badness. And all the stereotyping this story engages in: hick cliches, gay cliches, romantic cliches. What a stinker.


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