"How cheap was it?" is the theme of many a late-night TV comedy one-liner I recall from the Johnny Carson era. That's the reaction I had watching "Major Sl*t", a truly insipid porn video aimed at the mentally-challenged segment of the porn audience.
It opens with Shawnee Cates, wearing a random blazer supposed to look like a uniform, playing the title role and giving private Marc Wallice a hard time. He's dressed in relaxing "civilian" garb and she mocks him, but turns out to be joking, as it's "At Ease Week", when the soldiers don't need to wear their uniforms. That's the case for the entire video, so the expense of renting some uniforms was avoided -this is low-low budget filmmaking!
What passes for a story is Major Gloria Dannon (played by Cates) conducting an investigation of sexual misconduct, a subject that has become very, very serious in the armed forces in the 30 years since this stinker was shot. But in this video it's just another joke by Cates, who is merely interested in misbehaving herself.
The five sex scenes merely are illustrations of misconduct, and listlessly performed by a very poor cast of C-list talent. Most of the cast's names are misspelled or fake in the credits, and it might as well have been an all-sex project given that nothing happens other than sex. This is bottom of the barrel porn.
It opens with Shawnee Cates, wearing a random blazer supposed to look like a uniform, playing the title role and giving private Marc Wallice a hard time. He's dressed in relaxing "civilian" garb and she mocks him, but turns out to be joking, as it's "At Ease Week", when the soldiers don't need to wear their uniforms. That's the case for the entire video, so the expense of renting some uniforms was avoided -this is low-low budget filmmaking!
What passes for a story is Major Gloria Dannon (played by Cates) conducting an investigation of sexual misconduct, a subject that has become very, very serious in the armed forces in the 30 years since this stinker was shot. But in this video it's just another joke by Cates, who is merely interested in misbehaving herself.
The five sex scenes merely are illustrations of misconduct, and listlessly performed by a very poor cast of C-list talent. Most of the cast's names are misspelled or fake in the credits, and it might as well have been an all-sex project given that nothing happens other than sex. This is bottom of the barrel porn.