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What's the Worst That Could Happen? (2001) Poster

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Uncle Jack: If he's cursing on TV, then, he's tight.

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Detective Alex Tardio: Come on boys, pull daddy like a chariot.

Berger: This is straight out of a Hitchcock movie. I think I'm feeling vertigo.

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Kevin Caffrey: Hold your head up, 'cause you got that double-chin thing going on.

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Max Fairbanks: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

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Max Fairbanks: Nobody talks to me that way! NOBODY!

Gloria: I do!

Max Fairbanks: That turns me on!

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Kevin Caffrey: Can I get a "ouch, that hurts"?

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Kevin Caffrey: I am full of de facto, habeas corpus, and Emancipation Proclamation. Most important, I have a very big pro bono.

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Tracey Kimberly: Massaging you is like kneading dough. And as for the sex, let me be honest. It's like sleeping with a damp sheep!

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Amber Bellhaven: Very hip. Very cool. Very Vegas in the sixties.

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Berger: [as sheik] He says with that price, camel can dance up pyramid. It loses in translation.

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Lutetia Fairbanks: Max, you may be a butthole, but you're my butthole.

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Max Fairbanks: I robbed a thief! How can you not see the humor in that?

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Gloria: Tread a level course.

Max Fairbanks: What did the Boston Times call me?

Gloria: The Dark Prince of Plunder.

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Judge: Sell the house!

Max Fairbanks: Up yours, you fat pig!

Edwina: Why is it that every time Kevin's in trouble, we drop our things, but when I want help, you act like you're through a tunnel and can't hear me?

Windham: Maybe because I *like* Kevin!

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Max Fairbanks: Total stranger. Très bizarre.

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Lutetia Fairbanks: Scandal and disease, Max.

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Shelly Nix: [when asked if he can find Max] Piece of cake. It's no harder than shutting down AOL for an hour. Not that I'd have any interest.

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Berger: It kills me. The leave the light on trick.

Kevin Caffrey: Why don't they just put a sign saying welcome burglers no one home?

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Berger: You ever read the papers?

Kevin Caffrey: I used to, but the news kept changing.

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[watching as Max makes a fool of himself on TV]

Uncle Jack: Now this is entertainment!

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