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Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels (1999)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror
A sleepy fishing village is terrorized by a band of hairless zombies on motorcycles.

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(as Mike J. Roush)

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(as Elizabeth S.J. Bergholz)
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Jill Miller ...
Sharon
Gwen Somers ...
Yvonne Wayne
Trevor Lovell ...
Sven (as Tre Lovell)
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Mick
Kimberly St. John ...
Carrie (as Kimberly Johnson)
Renee Steward ...
Martin (as Renee Stewart)
Randall St. George ...
Obadiah
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Zebediah (as John Rawling)
Lynne Hatcher ...
Marian
Forrest G. Wood ...
Matt the Mayor
Joe Babicki ...
Self-Serve Ted
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Bancroft Hutchenreuther
Bill Blum ...
Frank 'Press' Miller
Catherine Brewton ...
Nurse Lydia
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Pepe the Fisherman
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A sleepy fishing village is terrorized by a band of hairless zombies on motorcycles.

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Prepare For No Hair!

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When Mick first notices the full page salon ad in the newspaper the barber pole in the background is not spinning, but when he's finished reading the ad it is. See more »

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Written by Judy Salya
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One of the worst!
30 December 2003 | by (Ohio, USA) – See all my reviews

You think full body waxing is painful? Then try suffering through this inane travesty, which HAS to be one of the most irritating and incompetently made horror comedies I have ever had the misfortune of suffering through.

Sharon (Jill Miller), a lingerie saleslady and city council member, and Sven (Tre Lovell), a barber and her best friend, team up to stop `Chez Yvonne,' a beauty salon which specializes in the removal of body hair. Using a specially formulated wax treatment, innocent customers are turned into lusty living dead minions who chant `no more pesky body hair' over and over again and have insatiable sex drives. The evil lady in charge, Yvonne Wayne (soft porn actress Gwen Somers in a blonde wig), is a cackling, caped, motorcycle-riding dominatrix who moves from city to city turning folks into `zombies' (the filmmakers didn't bother with any make-up or special effects).

Unmercifully overacted by the entire talent-barren cast, the director (who apparently does not understand the meaning of scene continuity) stoops to using speeded-up film, `comical' sound effects (`boing!,' kazoo, flatulence, etc.) and T&A provided by women who look like they've been around the block (a few thousand times) in an attempt to entertain his audience. He fails miserably. Interjected mid-scene, for no apparent reason other than to pad out the running time, are flashes of the moon or boats or lightning or even military stock footage. I honestly had to stop this video four times and take a breather before I could finish it. Let's hope we never have to hear from director Mike J. Roush or scripter Elizabeth S.J. Bergholz ever again, but after this, it is doubtful we will.

Score: 1 out of 10


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