Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels (1999)

A sleepy fishing village is terrorized by a band of hairless zombies on motorcycles.

Director:

Michael Roush

Writer:

Elizabeth Bergholz

Stars:

Jill Miller, Gwen Somers, Trevor Lovell

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jill Miller	...	Sharon
Gwen Somers	...	Yvonne Wayne
Trevor Lovell	...	Sven (as Tre Lovell)
Jon Briddell	...	Mick
Kimberly St. John	...	Carrie (as Kimberly Johnson)
Renee Stewart	...	Martin
Randall St. George	...	Obadiah
John Gilbert	...	Zebediah (as John Rawling)
Lynne Hatcher	...	Marian
Forrest G. Wood	...	Matt the Mayor
Joe Babicki	...	Self-Serve Ted
Skip Belyea	...	Bancroft Hutchenreuther
Bill Blum	...	Frank 'Press' Miller
Catherine Brewton	...	Nurse Lydia
Paul LeClair	...	Pepe the Fisherman

Storyline

A sleepy fishing village is terrorized by a band of hairless zombies on motorcycles.

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Plot Keywords:

zombie | female nudity | independent film

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Taglines:

Prepare For No Hair!

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Filming Locations:

Point Mugu, California, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$160,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Wax Rhapsodic LLC

Technical Specs

Runtime:

88 min

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Goofs

During the first town hall meeting in the freezer, the position of the plastic cups on the table change between shots.

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Connections

References Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

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Soundtracks

"Let's Do This"
Written by Raising Cain
Performed by Raising Cain

User Reviews

Just plain horrible

For the record, I am a connoisseur of bad movies. Every Sunday I grab a cold 40 (of beer) and watch a bad movie with my buddies. I love movies that try hard, yet make you wonder, "What the hell were they thinking?" We've seen some great ones: Rad, Midnight Madness, Escape from New York, Gymkata, Breakin'...

From the title, Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels, I thought I'd really found a film with promise. Oh how horribly wrong I was! This movie is too bad to even laugh at, let alone with. It's obvious that they weren't even trying. I'm still not sure whether they were trying for horror spoof or just soft porn. Either way, they failed miserably. Even if you could tolerate the bad acting, inane dialogue, and incomprehensible plot, you still won't be able to handle the cartoon sound effects, flying fish in every other scene, and excruciatingly slow pace. Yes, it's even worse than Frankenhooker.

I've never written a review here before, but I felt compelled to do so in the hope that I can prevent others from wasting their time and money on this mess.