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Dudley Do-Right (1999) Poster

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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [after boulders come rolling down the hill at them] That's not fair! They've got rocks! All we've got are these machine guns. Oh, mother of pearl, here comes another one.

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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [referring to the letters 'D.D.' being shot into the wall with bullets] Do you have any idea what this could possibly mean?

Lavar: Doris Day. Just a guess.

Shane: [thinks long and hard] Dom Deluise.

Kenneth: Daniel Day-Lewis.

In the Way Back: Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Another Bad Guy: Daphne du Maurier.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Oh, shut up.

In The Back: Doc Duvalier.

Lefty: David Duchovny?

In The Back: Delores Del Rio.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Shut up, you idiots.

Kenneth: Dan Rather.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: These initials could only mean one thing: Dudley Do-Right.

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Voice of the Announcer: Meanwhile, back at Snidely's not-so-secret hideout...

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Voice of the Announcer: Meanwhile, at an abandoned gold mine, a sinister figure lurks.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: I love to lurk. It's so me.

[chuckles]

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Nell Fenwick: [referring to the corn festival] Dudley, this is totally authentic!

Dudley Do-Right: This is Canada, Nell. Things are real up here.

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[Dudley drives up in a motorcycle dressed in black leather]

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Do you really think wearing black will make you a bad guy?

Dudley Do-Right: I'm wearing black! You just have on navy blue!

[shows their sleeves to compare]

Dudley Do-Right: See?

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: HOWARD! Why am I wearing navy blue?

Howard: I just thought it would look better on you...

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [paints on Howard's face] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Hello, Dudley.

Dudley Do-Right: Hello, Walter.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: I've lost everything. Even the Announcer's gone.

Voice of the Announcer: No, I'm still here!

[pause]

Voice of the Announcer: Someone has to explain how the cavalry came...

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Howard: Well, here's the money, but where's the gold?

Kenneth: Whiplash took it.

Barry: Where is Whiplash?

Howard: He's gotta be here somewhere.

Shane: [shouting] Snidely?

Howard: He took off with all the gold. All we have is this measly $26,000.

Barry: We gotta find Whip. He's tricked us.

Howard: And when we do, we're gonna kill him... reeeeeeally slowly.

Kenneth: Yeah, but where is he, huh?

Barry: Now, that's a good question.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [from behind a mask] I heard he was in the Sudan.

Barry: Where's that?

Howard: In Africa, stupid.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: He's supposed to be at the Hilton Hotel.

Howard: The Hilton, eh?

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Mmm.

Howard: Come on, boys! Let's go get him!

[all the bad guys rush out]

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Anchor: And this just in. Scientists discover that Canadian bacon is ordinary ham.

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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [referring to all the out-of-country license plates] California, Georgia,

[with Hispanic accent]

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Puerto Rico -

[chuckles]

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: But where are the Canadians?

Lavar: Canadians like to think things over before they do something. Americans just jump.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: And thank goodness they do. Did you like the way I pronounced "Puerto Rico"?

Lavar: Yeah.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: I speak a little Spanish.

Lavar: You're the complete package, Whip.

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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Shane!

Shane: Yes, Mr. Whiplash?

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Drinks on the house.

Shane: Yes, sir.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: No, wait a second. Drinks are 50% off.

Shane: Right.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: No, wait a second. Double the price of everything!

[chuckles]

Shane: Yes, sir.

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Dudley Do-Right: You got weapons?

Standing Room Only: Weapons? Come on. This is basically a dinner theater we're runnin' here.

Dudley Do-Right: You got fireworks?

Chief: That we got.

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Standing Room Only: That's the last of the fireworks. Now what?

Chief: We'll take to the forest and throw rocks at them.

Dudley Do-Right: Rocks?

Chief: What else can we do?

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Shane: General Whiplash, the village is ours.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Torch it, Shane. Burn everything.

Shane: Yes, sir.

[salutes]

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: No. Wait a minute. That's bad publicity. Have the photographers take pictures of the boys straightening up the place.

Shane: You got it.

[runs off]

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [to himself] Learn from history or repeat it.

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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [beat] Oh, hello Dudley!

Dudley Do-Right: Hello, Whip!

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: [sadly] I've lost everything. Even the announcer's gone.

Voice of the Announcer: No, I'm still here. Someone's got to explain where the cavalry came from.

Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash: Yes, I was a mite curious about that myself.

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