Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout White Chicks (1984) User Reviews

Early Dark is still worth checking out

[russbgrant · 7/10 · 31 December 2019]

I think this may be the first Dark Bros. tape? Who knows, the internet is unreliable. At any rate, it's raw stuff but everything that made Dark great is in play. Jack Baker is hosting a party and praising how slutty white chicks are and they start relating stories to convince their one friend who isn't in to them. Is it high art? Is it as clever as his other films are? Nope, but it's good enough. Baker is just great, and the hip hop soundtrack is a winner.

Funniest porno ever

[DevilPaul · 10/10 · 1 April 2008]

It's not even arousing, this film is pure comedy. The plot is this, 5 black guys sit around talking about how awesome white girls are in bed. One guy has never done a white girl and says they don't turn him on. So as each guy relates his story we go into a flashback that is the sex scene. The scenes are funny with one scene including a man eating cake off of a woman's nether regions and marveling at how delicious it is. Finally they get the one guy to take on a white girl at the end of the film. The music and lines in this movie will have you rolling. If you can locate this hard to find and out of print movie it'll be well worth an evening of hilarity. Check it out!