- Roman: [Talks to himself while practising his chat up line] Excuse me, this is going to sound strange, but, I'm not really not who I make myself out to be. I'm actually a screenwriter doing some research for my new screenplay, you wouldn't happen to be a shallow corporate bitch would you?
- Roman: [Said after bumping into each other on street corner] Excuse me.
- Gloria: Can you watch where you're going?
- Roman: Can I watch where I'm going? Oh yeah, that is just so typical of your type.
- Gloria: My type? Some fucking gentleman you are.
- Roman: Well maybe if you behaved like a lady, you'd get treated like one.
- Gloria: [shouts] What! Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Who the fuck do you think you are? Why don't you just piss off you tosser.