Evicted (2000)

24 hours in the lives of three L.A. youths dealing in drugs, drink and debauchery as they face eviction from their Hollywood apartment.

Director:

Michael Tierney

Writer:

Michael Tierney

Stars:

Michael Tierney, Terence Tierney, Alvis Le Gate

1 win.

Cast

Credited cast:
Michael Tierney	...	Micro
Terence Tierney	...	T
Alvis Le Gate	...	Clash
Terry Camilleri	...	Col. Perry
Lawrence Tierney	...	Bob
Shannon Elizabeth	...	Princess
Magnús Jónsson	...	Iceman
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Lizy Bagby	...	Tammy
Bjorn Baldvinsson	...	Cashier
Beachy	...	Program Director
Josh Blackhill	...	Gas man
Lance Bliss	...	Heavy Metal Dude
Erick Carrillo	...	Gang Member
Freddy Castillo	...	Gang Member
Jose Castillo	...	Gang Member

Storyline

An out of work trash man and his crippled drunkie cousin are being evicted from their Hollywood apartment. When they meet up with a teenage homeless speed freak, they decide to throw a party and all hell breaks loose.

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Plot Keywords:

party | apartment | hollywood | gang | speed | 

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Taglines:

Welcome to the Hollywood High Life

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Genres:

Comedy

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for pervasive language, drug use and some sex-related humor

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

4 May 2004 (USA)

Filming Locations:

Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Evicted Productions, Genuine Taste

Technical Specs

Runtime:

99 min

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

User Reviews

If you said there was a film worse than this, then you'd be making a sad insulting joke

I rented this so-called film just today from Blockbuster because there's a quote on it reads that it's a cult-classic. I was badly mugged.

Cult-classic?! Yeah, if you happen to be part a cult of drugged low-life zombie-like slackers. The idea for the film seemed OK, and that intent was to make like fireworks. But the film ended up an atomic bomb.

This is the worst film that's it's ever been my displeasure to see, and I'd have to be dead to watch it again. It just looks like the makers of this cheap trash got drugged, got a camcorder, dragged Shannon Elizabeth and filmed a couple of typical stoner-slackers around exposing their pitiful existences, and other idiots they encounter; including the father of the non-crippled slacker who has a more irritating voice than Steve McFadden.

Basically the two main characters have no life; no job and basically no money. All they do is smoke, take drugs, drink beer and milk (of which the label design just have "Beer" and "Milk", which looks like they raised the money for the film by going round picking money up from the ground), go around meeting other slackers, and speak like drugged zombies . Their speechlessly mad landlord evicts them from their apartment, so the two idiots decide to throw a party in the flat on their last night there by trashing it and being really noisy in the intention of annoying the landlord. That's it, really.

I couldn't finish this film because I got so bored and repulsed watching it, so I don't know how it ends, and frankly I couldn't give a bleeding crap. Practically no script which lacks progression, very deadbeat and pretty poor acting (Shannon Elizabeth was OK) and no entertainment. In fact, you'll get more entertainment by twiddling your thumbs over and over. Yes, it's seriously that bad! The people behind this "film" should receive a life ban on making films.

Don't ever consider watching this, even if you really like Shannon Elizabeth (she only appears briefly in a few scenes, anyway). And that brings me to the fact that she is on the front cover, this is obviously very misleading and deceiving, and that they've done it just to lure people into watching this long load of rubbish. Take absolutely no notice of positive reviews or quotes made about this film to save yourself 100 minutes; even though you'll most probably give up on this film before the end, if you ever pluck up the courage to watch it as a frightful joke (and even then I'm concerned for your sanity).

WORST. MOVIE. EVER.