Vengeance Unlimited (1998–1999)
Chapel: You know that show, "Touched by an Angel"? Well, this ain't it.
[Hauling out a bad guy rolled up in a carpet]
Bradford: Is there a guy in there?
Chapel: Yeah. He sold me a bad rug. I was pretty mad about it.
[after hitting a guy with a Bible]
Chapel: Those Gideons make a very effective product, don't they? And they're free - what's up with that? What do they do, sneak into hotel rooms at night? Have you ever met a Gideon? I guess not.
Chapel: What do I want? I want to go back in time and stop John from meeting Yoko.
[after Chapel has successfully executed another elaborate scheme]
KC: Quick question.
KC: Are you Satan?
KC: Just checking.
[Looking through Chapel's fake ID's]
KC: IRS, phone company, sewer inspector... that's just to get the chicks, right?
Chapel: Works every time.
Chapel: If you try that again, I'll break every bone in your body, one per second. That's 206 seconds, maybe seven, give or take a bone.
Schiller: Are you out of your freakin' mind?
Chapel: Anything's possible.