Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon (1998) (V)

User Rating:

4.5/10   

Release Date:

1998 (Finland)

Genre:

Adult

Plot:

A look into the private life of celebrity couple Pamela Anderson and husband Tommy Lee. |

Plot Keywords:

Couple | Female Frontal Nudity | Blonde | Naked Woman | Nude Woman

Cast

Pamela Anderson	...	Herself
Tommy Lee	...	Himself

Also Known As:

Pam & Tommy Lee (USA) (X-rated version)
Pam & Tommy Lee: Hardcore & Uncensored (USA) (X-rated version)
The Honeymooners (USA) (bootleg title (X-rated version))

Runtime:

76 min | Germany:45 min (edited version)

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Certification:

Finland:K-18 (uncut) | Australia:X | Germany:18 (X-rated) | UK:R18 | UK:18 (cut) | USA:X | Finland:K-18 | Finland:K-16 (cut)

Filming Locations:

Hawaii, USA

Company:

Internet Entertainment Group (IEG)

Trivia:

Portions of this "movie" were filmed in Pamela Anderson's trailer on the set of Barb Wire (1996).

Quotes:

Pamela Anderson: Where are we?

Movie Connections:

Featured in "Behind the Music: Mötley Crüe (#2.14)" (1998)

You can take the couple out of the trailer park . . .

Sex between beautiful people can be fun to watch. Sex between incredibly stupid beautiful people isn't (and if there's one thing that Tommy Lee isn't, it's beautiful). The most revealing part of this tape isn't the sexual content of it--as many posters have noted, the sex scenes are so poorly shot as to be barely visible at times--but that Pam and Tommy Lee prove once and for all that pretty much every derogatory remark ever made about them is true--she's an inflated, room-temperature-IQ airhead (although she seems to have a bit more on the ball than he does, which should give you an idea of just how much of a wackjob he is) and he's a conceited, arrogant, obnoxious, bullying jackass. It's fairly evident from the start that Pam really didn't want to have sex on camera, but Tommy's constant badgering and whining finally made her give in. It's also evident--and pretty much confirmed near the end of this mess--that Tommy saw this more as a showcase for his sexual "prowess" than anything else, and it's also obvious that he really didn't give a rat's ass if Pam liked it or not. She doesn't really seem to be into it in the least. She reminds you of nothing more then a typical bored porn queen, just lying back and reciting, "Oh yeah, baby, do me, you're great baby," blah, blah, blah. It's only at the end that you realize who was manipulating who: Tommy's smug, self-satisfied smirking, his "Yeah, I'm the man!" attitude contrasts with Pam's bemused "OK, now that that's over, I can get back to doing something I actually enjoy" expression.

Don't get me wrong--even if Pam & Tommy Lee had a professional cinematographer shoot this it would still be worthless, because what you're seeing isn't a sex film as much as it is Tommy Lee's tribute to himself (and a pathetically undeserved one at that; his "performance" would get him laughed off the set of an actual porn film). Don't waste your time or your money on this loser.