Zak Gibbs: I don't have any money.
Zak Gibbs: Do you have any money?
Dr. Earl Dopler: You can't ask your hostage for money!
Vice Principal: [to bullies] That's a perfectly good trash can. Don't be throwing students at it.
Kelly Gibbs: Have I told you lately how much I respect and admire you?
Zak Gibbs: Buy a car? Give money to Satan? Oh!
Franceseca: Make it so, Number One.
Franceseca: What? We have "Star Trek" in Venezuela.
Dr. Earl Dopler: [points screwdriver at Zak] Give me the watch!
Zak Gibbs: Or what? You'll adjust me to death?
Dr. Earl Dopler: [laughs] "Adjust me to death." That's great. Give me the watch.
Dr. Earl Dopler: I love my country. Now give me the watch so I can go to Costa Rica.
Zak Gibbs: [holding up the watch] Can you fix this?
Dr. Earl Dopler: Yeah. But we're gonna need some stuff you can't get at Radio Shack.
Dr. Earl Dopler: You know what I don't like? Getting kicked in the head.
Dr. Earl Dopler: I need the room number for Dr. Gibbs.
Night Manager: And you are?
Dr. Earl Dopler: [placing $100 on desk] In a hurry.
[Places $200 more on desk]
Night Manager: I'll see what I can do.
Franceseca: [to Zak] What are you doing in there? Did you break into my house just to pee?