| Leslie Nielsen | ... | Richard 'Dick' Dix | |
| Ophélie Winter | ... | Cassandra Menage | |
| Ezio Greggio | ... | Captain Valentino Di Pasquale | |
| Peter Egan | ... | Dr. Griffin Pratt | |
| Alexandra Kamp-Groeneveld | ... | Dr. Uschi Künstler (as Alexandra Kamp) | |
| Damien Masson | ... | Mr. President (as Damian Mason) | |
| Pierre Edwards | ... | Lt. Bradford Shitzu (as Pierre) | |
| David Fox | ... | Secretary Osgood | |
| Sam Stone | ... | Police Chief Halverson | |
| Verona Pooth | ... | Yetta Pussel (as Verona Feldbusch) | |
| Michel Perron | ... | Famous Tenor #1 | |
| Paul Rainville | ... | Famous Tenor #2 | |
| Yvan Ducharme | ... | Famous Tenor #3 | |
| Marc Hervieux | ... | Famous Tenor Voice #1 (voice) | |
| Perry Canestrari | ... | Famous Tenor Voice #2 (voice) | |
| Carlos Ruiz | ... | Famous Tenor Voice #3 (voice) | |
| Tommy Schnurmacher | ... | Conductor | |
| Alan Shearman | ... | Security Gendarme | |
| Teresa Barnwell | ... | Mrs. President | |
| David Francis | ... | Commander Wickernuts | |
| Una Kay | ... | Oona Hottenlocker-Wickernuts | |
| Michele Scarabelli | ... | Opera House Security Guard | |
| Mark Stevens | ... | Teenage Hostage | |
| Ellen David | ... | Spaceport Customs Officer | |
| Armand Laroche | ... | Backstage Gendarme | |
| Ima Sudonim | ... | Ben Hur (gag credit) | |
| Pierre Lenoir | ... | Inspector Wazoo | |
| Richard Jutras | ... | Wardrobe Dresser | |
| David Millbern | ... | Pin Head Alien #1 | |
| Matthew Smiley | ... | Pin Head Alien #2 (as Matt Smiley) | |
| Charles Dennis | ... | Flashback Doctor (as Charles Denis) | |
| Natalie Gray | ... | Flashback Mother | |
| Betsy Soo | ... | Opera reporter | |
| Ghandi | ... | Himself | |
| Robert Suetsugu | ... | Sumo Wrestler #1 | |
| Reid Asato | ... | Sumo Wrestler #2 | |
| Luc Campeau | ... | Theater Manager | |
| Stephanie Dumolin-Shaw | ... | Shuttle Flight Attendant | |
| Annabelle Torsein | ... | Female Prompter | |
| Charles Papasoff | ... | Sax Musician | |
| Jean-Marc Bisson | ... | Alien Emcee | |
| Alain Bérard | ... | Converted Alien | |
| Caroline Andre | ... | Violinist (as Caroline André) | |
| Toni Sherwood | ... | Vegan Night Club Singer | |
| Mikael Gravel | ... | Vegan Night Club Singer (as Mickael Gravel) | |
| Marianne Farley | ... | Vegan Night Club Dancer (as Marianne Thérien) | |
| Daniel Alvarez | ... | Vegan Night Club Dancer | |
| Rachel A. Jeperson | ... | Vegan Night Club Dancer / Concert Dancer (as Rachel A. Jepersen) | |
| Christian Vezina | ... | Vegan Night Club Dancer | |
| Marion Hinz | ... | Vegan Night Club Dancer / Concert Dancer | |
| Noam Alon | ... | Vegan Night Club Dancer | |
| Martin Samuel | ... | Vegan Night Club Dancer | |
| Jean-Luc Côté | ... | Concert Dancer | |
| Don Jordan | ... | Concert Dancer | |
| Michael Flatley | ... | Not In This Movie (gag credit) | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Cindy Davis | ... | Spaceport Passenger (uncredited) | |
| Line Pelletier | ... | Sexy Alien Babe (uncredited) | |
| Mike Tsar | ... | Bloated Alien (uncredited) | |
| Jeffrey Weissman | ... | Groucho Marx (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Allan A. Goldstein | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Vince Di Clemente | contributing writer | |
| Francesco Lucente | uncredited | |
| Alan Shearman | screenplay | |
Original Music by | |||
| Claude Foisy | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Sylvain Brault | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Gaétan Huot | |||
Casting by | |||
| Nadia Rona | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Csaba András Kertész | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Violette Daneau | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Heike Hütt | (co-costume designer) | ||
| Nicole Pelletier | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Erik Gosselin | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| Mickie Hamilton | .... | makeup artist (as Mikie Hamilton) | |
| Birger Laube | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| Serge Lavigueur | .... | mold maker | |
| Tatjana Luckdorf | .... | key makeup artist | |
| Serge Morache | .... | key hair stylist | |
| Serge Morache | .... | key makeup artist | |
| Serge Morache | .... | makeup supervisor | |
| Scott Ramp | .... | prosthetic makeup artist | |
| Hanna Yee | .... | hair stylist (as Hannah Yee) | |
Art Department | |||
| Jean Brauner | .... | model maker | |
| Nicolas Fering | .... | scenic technician | |
| Marc Fiquet | .... | props | |
| Joanna Tracey Heaton | .... | art department coordinator (as Joanna Heaton) | |
| Hucky Hornberger | .... | set designer | |
| Marc Reichel | .... | swing gang | |
| Bruno Sorel | .... | set dresser | |
| Tim Walton | .... | property master | |
| Tim Winchester | .... | assistant property master | |
Sound Department | |||
| Scott Cochran | .... | sound engineer | |
| Martin Desmarais | .... | boom operator | |
| Scott Donald | .... | dialog editor | |
| Gavin Fernandes | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Yuri Gorbachow | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Michael Gurman | .... | sound editor | |
| Michael Gurman | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Steven Gurman | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Frederic Maloney | .... | adr recordist | |
| Pierre Paquet | .... | dialogue mixer | |
| Scott Purdy | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Jim Ridgley | .... | additional sound mixer | |
| Stan Sakellaropoulos | .... | assistant dialogue editor | |
| Gabor Vadnay | .... | sound recordist | |
| Don White | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Carmelle Beaudoin | .... | special effects technician | |
| Manon Boucher | .... | assistant special effects | |
| Sebastian Bulst | .... | special effects technician | |
| Marc Fiquet | .... | special effects technician | |
| Jacques Godbout | .... | special effects coordinator | |
| Bob Keen | .... | special effects | |
| Helmut Neudorfer | .... | special effects technician | |
| Hans Neurohr | .... | special effects technician | |
| Keith Wilson | .... | special effects makeup | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Christian Faber | .... | digital effects artist | |
| Moritz Glaesle | .... | Inferno artist | |
| David Hofmann | .... | visual effects | |
| Tim Ketzer | .... | CGI animator | |
| Christian Künstler | .... | visual effects supervisor: das werk | |
| Craig Narramore | .... | prop maker | |
| Alexander Nowotny | .... | CG animator: Das Werk | |
| Olcun Tan | .... | 3D technical director | |
| Thomas Tannenberger | .... | visual effects producer | |
| Armando Uebel | .... | computer animation: German sets | |
| Frank Wegerhoff | .... | digital effects supervisor | |
Stunts | |||
| Jaymes Butler | .... | assistant stunt coordinator | |
| Jaymes Butler | .... | stunt performer | |
| Marc Désourdy | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Jere Gillis | .... | stunts | |
| Johnny Goar | .... | stunt double | |
| Torsten Jerabek | .... | stunt double: Stuntteam Steinmeier&Mohr | |
| Patrick Kerton | .... | stunt double | |
| Stéphane Lefebvre | .... | stunts | |
| Siegfried Polap | .... | stunt performer | |
| Mac Steinmeier | .... | stunt coordinator | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Pierre Beaulieu | .... | electrician | |
| Frédéric Chamberland | .... | Steadicam operator | |
| Nadine Demeule | .... | video assist operator | |
| Bernhard Fuss | .... | gaffer: Germany | |
| Thomas Gottschalk | .... | focus puller | |
| Tony Hofmann | .... | focus puller: Germany | |
| Holger Joos | .... | clapper loader | |
| Szabo Nikolaus | .... | electrician | |
| Curtis Petersen | .... | camera operator | |
| Curtis Petersen | .... | second unit: director of photography | |
| Marc Simpson-Threlford | .... | second assistant camera | |
| Laurent Trümper | .... | still photographer: Germany | |
| Brad Wallace | .... | additional second assistant camera | |
Casting Department | |||
| Cindy Roth | .... | casting associate: Canada | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Sylvain M. Lebel | .... | first assistant editor | |
Music Department | |||
| Anna Bonn | .... | orchestrator | |
| Cory Rizos | .... | music editor | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Daniel Langlois | .... | driver: cast | |
| Jasmine Lewandowski | .... | driver: cast | |
Other crew | |||
| Massoud Abedi | .... | head of production: Helkon Media/Germany | |
| Vince Di Clemente | .... | production executive | |
| Gabi Endicott | .... | script supervisor | |
| André Gaumond | .... | script supervisor | |
| Sandrine Gros d'Aillon | .... | production coordinator | |
| Pierre Guevremont | .... | production auditor | |
| Alexandre Juaneda | .... | production assistant | |
| Patrick Jack Lee | .... | production financing | |
| Joseph Martin | .... | location researcher: Washington D.C. | |
| Natasha Nilson | .... | set manager assistant | |
| Charles Obrul | .... | laboratory liaison | |
| Benjamin Sales | .... | production assistant | |
| Todd Shannon Jr. | .... | diving supervisor | |
| Maggie Shuter | .... | unit publicist | |
| Holger Veh | .... | weapons supervisor | |
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When my nephew picked this out from the video store, I sighed but felt carefully optimistic. After we sat through an hour and a half of this unrelenting hell, I told him to leave and never return.
Let me give you an idea of just how bad this movie is. The end credits are literally the best part of the film. There are enough joke names and bits strewn about to make you crack a smile. The only problem is that to get there you have to slog through ninety minutes of the most unfunny slapstick I've ever had the displeasure of witnessing.
I'm serious: my thirteen-year-old nephew thought this movie was stupid. And it's rated R. What exactly is going on here? There's a zero gravity scene that's so painfully ridiculous that it sucked the humor not just from our living room, but adjoining apartments as well.
Believe me when I say I have done humanity a favor by viewing this film and warning the public to stay away. As bad as Rollerball is reputed to be, it can't be worse than this. All John McTiernan has to say is, "At least I didn't make 2001: A Space Travesty" and people will have to admit that he has a point. Had Albert Pyun directed this, people would have expected an apology.
Once more: I cannot stress how horrendous this movie is. Quit wasting time reading about this and go do something worthwhile, like churning butter or feeding the homeless. I consider this film one of the worst moments of my life thus far.