5 out of 8 people found the following comment useful :- Worst movie Ed Burns never made, 13 December 2007
Author:
jasonbrainard from United States
I actually turned this movie off after an hour, when my wife suggested,
"Maybe Oprah has something interesting on." No amount of booze could
make this movie tolerable. I'm not sure what algorithm Netflix is using
to suggest this film to me, but they need to hire some new
mathematicians. Ben Stiller proves yet again he is a one-trick-pony
here. Jennifer Love is...Jennifer Love. Will Ferrel -- god help me --
is under-utilized. Decent enough premise. Perhaps different editing
could have helped? Maybe some T&A? If not, less adult-oriented humor so
I could have played Candyland with the kids while suffering through the
last 20 minutes? And for god's sake, a movie abut musicians sure could
use a decent soundtrack!
2 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :- Good ThirtySomething Comedy, 18 November 2001
Author:
krbeyer from San Jose, CA
This is a silly comedy that I could relate to being in my
thirties.
Will Ferrell is quite good in this film.
There is some good satire.
If you don't take the film seriously you can get some good laughs out of
it.
3 out of 5 people found the following comment useful :- Drags On, 28 May 2006
Author:
Rick Blaine from London
Almost every comment or review you will read about this one is
accurate. Whether you like it or not is up to you. You might also see
someone write something about the team making a good effort. This is
true too.
You'll see some people saying there's just too much dialogue. This is
true as well. And they'll mostly say Amy Brenneman is the one that
stands out. And that's true too.
But the movie drags. For all the good intentions, for all the clever
skits, it drags - and that's unfortunate. It's fun to watch - Bierko is
a riot and Hewitt is gorgeous, and let's not forget the Stillers in a
wacky portrayal - but it's bits and pieces, it's too disparate, it
doesn't grab you through a well organised and successful plot - it's
bits and pieces with a thread someone tried to sew through it all
afterwards. The story doesn't have momentum of its own and the plot
mechanisms seem contrived and arbitrary. And you don't feel any empathy
for any of the characters - not even for Amy's. Not enough to keep you
enjoying, really enjoying the movie, on the edge of your seat, and so
forth and so on. And stylistically it tries to attack everything at
once - and that's never going to work.
You may enjoy this one - minimally. And it isn't for their not making
an effort. But there are important ingredients missing. The acting's
mostly great, the writing too - there just isn't enough good plot
packed story. It drags on.
3 out of 5 people found the following comment useful :- When it's good, it's very, very good, 18 March 2000
Author:
thefan-2 from Detroit
It's a strange mix of broad satire and angsty romantic comedy.
The satire is hilarious. Ben and Jerry Stiller are wonderful as a
father/son team of record company execs. Jennifer Love Hewitt is
equally wonderful as long as she stays on the satire side of the line;
when the script shoves her over onto the romantic comedy side, she
never quite recovers her balance. She has to play two completely
different characters; she can't be blamed if it doesn't quite work.
Amy Brenneman, stuck on the romantic comedy side, does her formidable
best to make her character work. In fact, she is by far the most
sympathetic and memorable character in the movie.
Definitely worth a rental.
4 out of 7 people found the following comment useful :- Never before has a movie done so little with so much, 25 August 2000
Author:
ItsMeWil from Houston, Texas
I have rarely watched a movie I didn't enjoy at all. This is one of those
movies. When I opened up the box, I noticed that the tape was halfway
rewound, but now I realize that whoever had rented it before me had the
good
sense to turn it off halfway through and not even waste time rewinding it.
This may be the worst movie I've ever seen. The premise is intriguing and
Hewitt's presence attracted my attention, but I soon realized that 80
minutes is too long a time to watch these dull, pathetic characters in a
directionless story that falls on its face. Toss this movie out in the
road
where it may be mercifully run over by a Suburban.
Hilarious, 12 November 2008
Author:
LiLTORTYA from United States
You have to be witty, hip and cool to see and enjoy this comedy. It's
hilarious. I can't believe I hadn't seen it before. I love the backyard
scenes lol. Or Jerry Stiller's parts, lol. Great fun.
Ooh and the cook omg that's hilarious. You just have to imagine being
there with them and you know you'd be laughing. Living together with
all craziness of trying to reunite the band. I know it's remake or take
on a British project but regardless, it's a great rental and I am
looking to own it.
It was just on HBO and now I'm hooked. Gotta love great finds like
this.
0 out of 1 people found the following comment useful :- ugh, 23 February 2008
Author:
SnoochieBoochies89 from United States
there are just some things Long Islanders love: good pizza/bagels,
mafia movies, the beach, and hearing shout-outs to towns and landmarks
on our beloved home. Goodfellas takes care of the mafia movies and the
shout-outs, and the Suburbans basically use the latter to keep me
watching the sorry piece of film. I was practically jumping out of my
seat when they said "sunrise mall" and the house that was in Wantagh...
so all that being said, that was the only part of the movie that was in
any way enticing or watchable. And Will Ferrell was pretty funny, but
definitely needed to be featured better. Forget this movie. Oh wait,
you've never heard of it and never will....for God's sake im only
watching it cause it's on some secondary HBO channel and they know no
one's watching.
1 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :- Almost as dull as Chicago. (That's the band, not the city.), 8 March 2003
Author:
Victor Field from London, England
"The Suburbans" is part comedy, part drama and all misfire - in 1981 the
band of the title scores its one and only hit, and in 1999 the members are
talked into performing at a wedding for a fan in the Navy. A representative
for entertainment company EVI later approaches them about making a
comeback...
Co-writer/director/co-star Donal Gardner Ward's movie positions the group as
one-hit wonders who most people don't really want back, but the group itself
is more problematic than intended; if their song had been either good (like
the Wonders' "That Thing You Do" from the movie of the same name) or at
least a believable 1980s pastiche, their status as one-hit wonders from the
Neon Decade would have been plausible. Unfortunately neither is the case,
particularly the latter - as well as being a limp rock track, it sounds way
too 1990s to be passable. This proves to have a knock-on effect on the
movie; the person who brings them to EVI turns out to have had an obsession
with one of the Suburbans since she was seven. The trouble is, she's played
by Jennifer Love Hewitt - who looks as if she was barely out of Pampers in
the early '80s (and she was, since she was born in 1979).
The band members are universally uninteresting, the music's boring, and it's
impossible to see what the point of it all is - it looks like a home movie,
it's almost never funny, it's never dramatic, and the appearance of A Flock
Of Seagulls at the end marks the only true taste of/nostalgia for the 1980s
in the entire movie. The appearances of Robert Loggia as the father of the
bride, Antonio "Huggy Bear" Fargas as a club owner, Ben Stiller and Jerry
Stiller as EVI bosses, J.J. Abrams (creator of "Felicity" and "Alias") as a
journalist, and JLH (whose display to Amy Brenneman in the kitchen is, to be
honest, the highpoint of the movie) liven things up, but not enough to raise
the movie's level.
At least the last time Jennifer Love Hewitt and Bridgette Wilson were in the
same movie was "I Know What You Did Last Summer," which wasn't
boring.
1 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :- The Suburbans is great, 27 March 2000
Author:
dhagar from Ontario, Canada
The Suburbans was a laugh fest. Mainly because of Will Ferrel. This
movie
was great, I'd recommend it to anyone, the original plot and hilarity of a
bunch of 30 year olds reuniting a band thinking of it as a big 80's come
back bash was hilarious. This movie sure kept me interested through the
whole thing, if you like comedies see this movie!
0 out of 2 people found the following comment useful :- funny, charming, a complete delight, 3 May 2001
Author:
ckrooth from Los Angeles, CA
Donal Ward, besides being a hotty to watch, directs this delicious comedy
that made me laugh out loud. The entire cast is excellent, with Craig
Bierko and Amy Brennaman leading the pack. Donal, who, by the way should be
on screen more please, has a gift for writing, directing and acting. I wish
there were more movies I could rent to see Mr. Ward!
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5 out of 8 people found the following comment useful :-
Worst movie Ed Burns never made, 13 December 2007
Author: jasonbrainard from United States
I actually turned this movie off after an hour, when my wife suggested, "Maybe Oprah has something interesting on." No amount of booze could make this movie tolerable. I'm not sure what algorithm Netflix is using to suggest this film to me, but they need to hire some new mathematicians. Ben Stiller proves yet again he is a one-trick-pony here. Jennifer Love is...Jennifer Love. Will Ferrel -- god help me -- is under-utilized. Decent enough premise. Perhaps different editing could have helped? Maybe some T&A? If not, less adult-oriented humor so I could have played Candyland with the kids while suffering through the last 20 minutes? And for god's sake, a movie abut musicians sure could use a decent soundtrack!
2 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :-
Good ThirtySomething Comedy, 18 November 2001
Author: krbeyer from San Jose, CA
This is a silly comedy that I could relate to being in my thirties. Will Ferrell is quite good in this film. There is some good satire. If you don't take the film seriously you can get some good laughs out of it.
3 out of 5 people found the following comment useful :-

Drags On, 28 May 2006
Author: Rick Blaine from London
Almost every comment or review you will read about this one is accurate. Whether you like it or not is up to you. You might also see someone write something about the team making a good effort. This is true too.
You'll see some people saying there's just too much dialogue. This is true as well. And they'll mostly say Amy Brenneman is the one that stands out. And that's true too.
But the movie drags. For all the good intentions, for all the clever skits, it drags - and that's unfortunate. It's fun to watch - Bierko is a riot and Hewitt is gorgeous, and let's not forget the Stillers in a wacky portrayal - but it's bits and pieces, it's too disparate, it doesn't grab you through a well organised and successful plot - it's bits and pieces with a thread someone tried to sew through it all afterwards. The story doesn't have momentum of its own and the plot mechanisms seem contrived and arbitrary. And you don't feel any empathy for any of the characters - not even for Amy's. Not enough to keep you enjoying, really enjoying the movie, on the edge of your seat, and so forth and so on. And stylistically it tries to attack everything at once - and that's never going to work.
You may enjoy this one - minimally. And it isn't for their not making an effort. But there are important ingredients missing. The acting's mostly great, the writing too - there just isn't enough good plot packed story. It drags on.
3 out of 5 people found the following comment useful :-
When it's good, it's very, very good, 18 March 2000
Author: thefan-2 from Detroit
It's a strange mix of broad satire and angsty romantic comedy.
The satire is hilarious. Ben and Jerry Stiller are wonderful as a father/son team of record company execs. Jennifer Love Hewitt is equally wonderful as long as she stays on the satire side of the line; when the script shoves her over onto the romantic comedy side, she never quite recovers her balance. She has to play two completely different characters; she can't be blamed if it doesn't quite work.
Amy Brenneman, stuck on the romantic comedy side, does her formidable best to make her character work. In fact, she is by far the most sympathetic and memorable character in the movie.
Definitely worth a rental.
4 out of 7 people found the following comment useful :-

Never before has a movie done so little with so much, 25 August 2000
Author: ItsMeWil from Houston, Texas
I have rarely watched a movie I didn't enjoy at all. This is one of those movies. When I opened up the box, I noticed that the tape was halfway rewound, but now I realize that whoever had rented it before me had the good sense to turn it off halfway through and not even waste time rewinding it. This may be the worst movie I've ever seen. The premise is intriguing and Hewitt's presence attracted my attention, but I soon realized that 80 minutes is too long a time to watch these dull, pathetic characters in a directionless story that falls on its face. Toss this movie out in the road where it may be mercifully run over by a Suburban.
Hilarious, 12 November 2008

Author: LiLTORTYA from United States
You have to be witty, hip and cool to see and enjoy this comedy. It's hilarious. I can't believe I hadn't seen it before. I love the backyard scenes lol. Or Jerry Stiller's parts, lol. Great fun.
Ooh and the cook omg that's hilarious. You just have to imagine being there with them and you know you'd be laughing. Living together with all craziness of trying to reunite the band. I know it's remake or take on a British project but regardless, it's a great rental and I am looking to own it.
It was just on HBO and now I'm hooked. Gotta love great finds like this.
0 out of 1 people found the following comment useful :-

ugh, 23 February 2008
Author: SnoochieBoochies89 from United States
there are just some things Long Islanders love: good pizza/bagels, mafia movies, the beach, and hearing shout-outs to towns and landmarks on our beloved home. Goodfellas takes care of the mafia movies and the shout-outs, and the Suburbans basically use the latter to keep me watching the sorry piece of film. I was practically jumping out of my seat when they said "sunrise mall" and the house that was in Wantagh... so all that being said, that was the only part of the movie that was in any way enticing or watchable. And Will Ferrell was pretty funny, but definitely needed to be featured better. Forget this movie. Oh wait, you've never heard of it and never will....for God's sake im only watching it cause it's on some secondary HBO channel and they know no one's watching.
1 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :-
Almost as dull as Chicago. (That's the band, not the city.), 8 March 2003
Author: Victor Field from London, England
"The Suburbans" is part comedy, part drama and all misfire - in 1981 the band of the title scores its one and only hit, and in 1999 the members are talked into performing at a wedding for a fan in the Navy. A representative for entertainment company EVI later approaches them about making a comeback...
Co-writer/director/co-star Donal Gardner Ward's movie positions the group as one-hit wonders who most people don't really want back, but the group itself is more problematic than intended; if their song had been either good (like the Wonders' "That Thing You Do" from the movie of the same name) or at least a believable 1980s pastiche, their status as one-hit wonders from the Neon Decade would have been plausible. Unfortunately neither is the case, particularly the latter - as well as being a limp rock track, it sounds way too 1990s to be passable. This proves to have a knock-on effect on the movie; the person who brings them to EVI turns out to have had an obsession with one of the Suburbans since she was seven. The trouble is, she's played by Jennifer Love Hewitt - who looks as if she was barely out of Pampers in the early '80s (and she was, since she was born in 1979).
The band members are universally uninteresting, the music's boring, and it's impossible to see what the point of it all is - it looks like a home movie, it's almost never funny, it's never dramatic, and the appearance of A Flock Of Seagulls at the end marks the only true taste of/nostalgia for the 1980s in the entire movie. The appearances of Robert Loggia as the father of the bride, Antonio "Huggy Bear" Fargas as a club owner, Ben Stiller and Jerry Stiller as EVI bosses, J.J. Abrams (creator of "Felicity" and "Alias") as a journalist, and JLH (whose display to Amy Brenneman in the kitchen is, to be honest, the highpoint of the movie) liven things up, but not enough to raise the movie's level.
At least the last time Jennifer Love Hewitt and Bridgette Wilson were in the same movie was "I Know What You Did Last Summer," which wasn't boring.
1 out of 3 people found the following comment useful :-

The Suburbans is great, 27 March 2000
Author: dhagar from Ontario, Canada
The Suburbans was a laugh fest. Mainly because of Will Ferrel. This movie was great, I'd recommend it to anyone, the original plot and hilarity of a bunch of 30 year olds reuniting a band thinking of it as a big 80's come back bash was hilarious. This movie sure kept me interested through the whole thing, if you like comedies see this movie!
0 out of 2 people found the following comment useful :-
funny, charming, a complete delight, 3 May 2001
Author: ckrooth from Los Angeles, CA
Donal Ward, besides being a hotty to watch, directs this delicious comedy that made me laugh out loud. The entire cast is excellent, with Craig Bierko and Amy Brennaman leading the pack. Donal, who, by the way should be on screen more please, has a gift for writing, directing and acting. I wish there were more movies I could rent to see Mr. Ward!
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