The Next Best Thing (2000)
Sam: Daddy, are you a 'faggot'?
Robert: Where did you hear that word?
Sam: Kyle told it to me
Robert: And did Kyle tell you what it means?
Robert: Well, what does it mean?
Sam: It's when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.
[Talking about Abbie and Robert's baby]
Annabelle: Of course he'll be gorgeous.
Kelly: Will he be gay?
Abbie: My God, will your kids be stupid?
Ben: Are you gay, or are you just acting gay?
Robert: Well, that depends, are you interested are are you just acting interested?
Young Girl: I know what a faggot is. That it what my dad calls someone who cuts him off in traffic.
Robert: What? Eight martinis and you're stuffed?
Robert: Well, it doesn't take much to crack your egg, does it?
Robert's Mother: Do you remember that gloomy old grandpa that I told you about. The one who only comes out at night?
[Sam shakes his head yes]
Robert's Mother: Well, he's here.
Sam: Smelling salts. Smelling salts.
[Pretends to faint]
Sam: Grandma, why aren't you fainting with me?