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Sam: Daddy, are you a 'faggot'?

Robert: Where did you hear that word?

Sam: Kyle told it to me

Robert: And did Kyle tell you what it means?

Sam: Yes.

Robert: Well, what does it mean?

Sam: It's when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.

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[Talking about Abbie and Robert's baby]

Annabelle: Of course he'll be gorgeous.

Kelly: Will he be gay?

Abbie: My God, will your kids be stupid?

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Ben: Are you gay, or are you just acting gay?

Robert: Well, that depends, are you interested are are you just acting interested?

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Young Girl: I know what a faggot is. That it what my dad calls someone who cuts him off in traffic.

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Robert: What? Eight martinis and you're stuffed?

Abbie: Yep.

Robert: Well, it doesn't take much to crack your egg, does it?

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Abbie: I have something to tell you.

Robert: Is it bigger than a breadbox?

Abbie: Heh, not yet.

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Robert's Mother: Do you remember that gloomy old grandpa that I told you about. The one who only comes out at night?

[Sam shakes his head yes]

Robert's Mother: Well, he's here.

Sam: Smelling salts. Smelling salts.

[Pretends to faint]

Sam: Grandma, why aren't you fainting with me?

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