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Kiss Toledo Goodbye (1999)

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A man learns that the bio father he knew nothing about is involved in a world of crime. Upon dad's death he is expected to join his new "family."






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Cast overview, first billed only:
Kevin Gower
Deeann Emory
Saul Stein ...
Bill Capizzi ...
Two-Ton Tony
T. Bud
David Drew Gallagher ...
Mark Matheisen ...
Roger Pine


A young man suddenly learns that the biological father he knew nothing about is a crime lord. Upon witnessing his father's untimely death, he is expected to join forces with his new "family" and is challenged to prove himself. Written by Anonymous

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mob | independent film | See All (2) »


You Can Choose Your Friends, But You Can't Choose Your Family.


Comedy | Thriller

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Rated R for some violence and brief language | See all certifications »


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Release Date:

15 April 2000 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Krestnyy cynok  »

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What a monumental waste of real talent!
31 May 2007 | by (.: Fiendish Writings in the Dark :.) – See all my reviews

This has a great cast, and a great premise, but unfortunately, Chris Kattan already did this, and did it BETTER! Unperceived family ties drag a young man into the gangster life. Unfortunately, this is pretty lame, in spite of the fantastic cast. What a monumental waste of real talent! Every possible stereotypical Sicilian mob element possible has been brought into this production, but instead of making the individual components work, it flooded the story line with unnecessary "Italianizations;" most of them ineffectual and out of place, clashing with one another, and rendering scene after scene nearly unwatchable.

Sorry, but I didn't derive much pleasure from this, at all. If you want a good mobster/comedy, please do yourself a favor and check out Corky Romano. While it's no masterpiece, it's light years ahead of this.

It rates a 3.8/10 from...

the Fiend :.

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