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The Big Tease (1999) Poster

(1999)

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Crawford Mackenzie: Sorry, Candy. I adore you, I really do. It's just that I prefer my women with a penis.

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Crawford Mackenzie: [Crawford is showing off a new outfit] Just something I threw together. I call it... Braveheart meets Liberace-Bravache!

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Stig: Hey, Scottish. From my salon, right?

Crawford Mackenzie: Yeah

Stig: Still looking for a job, eh?

Crawford Mackenzie: ...yeah

Stig: Hey, I tell you what. Next month, it's loser's day! You come back and I piss on your head!

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