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Miss Virginia Crock: Whoooooo cares?

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[after Rusty hits the cop over the head with a desk lamp]

Willard Fillmore: What the hell did you do that for?

Rusty P. Hayes: I was scared!

Willard Fillmore: So everytime you're scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?

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Rusty P. Hayes: And that's why you should never trust a black man named Chip!

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Rusty: Your daddy didn't say, "If you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get ahead." He said if you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get head!

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Rusty P. Hayes: Sweet Jesus! We kidnapped a turd!

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Police in Car: Halt! This is the police!

Rusty P. Hayes: Well, no shit!

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Miss Virginia Crock: But I have to go to the stadium!

Willard Fillmore: You ain't Got to do nothing Till I Tell You, You Smelly Old Bitch!

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Miss Virginia Crock: [after finding out the Germans are pulling out and also finding out the realization of not paying the ransom] Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk!

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Rusty P. Hayes: You expect me to believe you were mugged?

Willard Fillmore: Mugged? It was more like a rape!

[silence]

Willard Fillmore: Well... not real rape.

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