[after Rusty hits the cop over the head with a desk lamp]
Willard Fillmore: What the hell did you do that for?
Rusty P. Hayes: I was scared!
Willard Fillmore: So everytime you're scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?
Rusty P. Hayes: And that's why you should never trust a black man named Chip!
Rusty: Your daddy didn't say, "If you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get ahead." He said if you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get head!
Police in Car: Halt! This is the police!
Rusty P. Hayes: Well, no shit!
Miss Virginia Crock: But I have to go to the stadium!
Willard Fillmore: You ain't Got to do nothing Till I Tell You, You Smelly Old Bitch!
Miss Virginia Crock: [after finding out the Germans are pulling out and also finding out the realization of not paying the ransom] Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk!