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Screwed (2000)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Crime | 12 May 2000 (USA)
A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.

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A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.

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Everyone gets it in the end.

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Comedy | Crime

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sex-related humor, nudity, language, some violence and brief drug content | See all certifications »

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Budget:

$10,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$3,342,085 (USA) (12 May 2000)

Gross:

$6,982,680 (USA) (2 June 2000)
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Trivia

The main characters' names are *almost* the names of U.S. presidents: Willard (not Millard) Fillmore; Rusty P. (not Rutherford B.) Hayes; and Grover Cleaver (not Cleveland). See more »

Goofs

When Willard and Rusty are being shot at by Grover in the police car, he shoots bullet holes in the hood, then the holes go away and he shoots new ones in again in a different shot. See more »

Quotes

Miss Virginia Crock: Whoooooo cares?
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References The Oprah Winfrey Show (1986) See more »

Soundtracks

The Mymie Mymie Song
Words and Music by Danny DeVito
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Too ignorant to be funny
12 July 2001 | by (Evansville, Indiana) – See all my reviews

This is a downright horrible movie, and I don't think I laughed one time. I love Chapelle and McDonald, and even Devito, but they were all horribly awful in this movie. The fact is- the characters are too stupid to laugh at, and the story is just ridiculous. True, a ridiculous plot is fine for a comedy like this, but this script was just downright bad. Stay away from this film, and rent half baked (which isn't all that great either, but it's a lot better than this garbage.)


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