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Screwed (2000)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Crime | 12 May 2000 (USA)
A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.

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A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.

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Everyone gets it in the end.

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Comedy | Crime

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sex-related humor, nudity, language, some violence and brief drug content | See all certifications »

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Ballbusted  »

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Budget:

$10,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$3,342,085 (USA) (12 May 2000)

Gross:

$6,982,680 (USA) (2 June 2000)
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The main characters' names are *almost* the names of U.S. presidents: Willard (not Millard) Fillmore; Rusty P. (not Rutherford B.) Hayes; and Grover Cleaver (not Cleveland). See more »

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When Willard and Rusty are being shot at by Grover in the police car, he shoots bullet holes in the hood, then the holes go away and he shoots new ones in again in a different shot. See more »

Quotes

[after Rusty hits the cop over the head with a desk lamp]
Willard Fillmore: What the hell did you do that for?
Rusty P. Hayes: I was scared!
Willard Fillmore: So everytime you're scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?
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References The Oprah Winfrey Show (1986) See more »

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Problem Child (Theme)
Written by William Anderson (as William K. Anderson)
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How disapointing.
13 May 2000 | by (Calgary, AB) – See all my reviews

I honestly don't understand what was going through Scott Alexander and Larry Kawazinky's heads when they wrote and directed this piece of drivel. The plot is convoluted as are the characters. Very little is funny other than scene stealing Danny DeVito. What is funny is brilliant, but there is very little if anything to recomend this film.

I expect more from these guys. The two of them brought us the screenplays for such thought provoking and emotional films as Ed Wood, The People Vs Larry Flynt and Man on the Moon. This is one disapointing directorial debut.


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