Kraa! The Sea Monster (1998)Planet Patrol agent Mogyar allies with humans to stop the plans of Lord Doom when Kraa attacks the Earth. Writer:Benjamin Carr |
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Kraa! The Sea Monster (1998)Planet Patrol agent Mogyar allies with humans to stop the plans of Lord Doom when Kraa attacks the Earth. Writer:Benjamin Carr |
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Michael Guerin | ... |
Lord Doom
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Jerry Lentz | ... |
Lord Doom
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| Jon Simanton | ... |
Chamberlain
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R.L. McMurry | ... |
Bobby Machek
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Teal Marchande | ... |
Alma James
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Robert Garcia | ... |
Captain Ruric
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Robert J. Ferrelli | ... |
Monroe
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| Jeff Rector | ... |
Team Leader
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Jeffery Meyer | ... |
Team Member
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Leon W. Grant | ... |
Wheeler
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David Wall | ... |
Landerson
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Deborah Hatch | ... |
Scientist
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| Stephen Martines | ... |
Captain Ruric
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Candida Tolentino | ... |
Lt. Able
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| Alison Lohman | ... |
Curtis
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Lord Doom, evil master of Proyas, the Dark Planet, sends Kraa the Sea Monster to Earth as part of his plan to dominate the galaxy. To keep the meddling hands of the Planet Patrol out of his scheme, he incapacitates their nearby space station. Fortunately, the alien agent Mogyar is on hand to land on Earth to stop the giant sea-beast. Accidentally landing in New Jersey rather than Italy (where scientists could have helped Mogyar build a weapon to stop Kraa), Mogyar must overcome his stereotypical Italian accent and strange appearance in order to ally with nearby humans to save the day. Written by Chris Holland <chris@stomptokyo.com>
When I saw this movie at the local video store, I new I had to have it. I made my friend rent it and we watched it at his house that night. Needless to say, it was the worst movie I have ever seen. The plot was crap(Lord Doom's planet is cold, so he tries to take over Earth so he can be warm.) and the monster was in fact a sea monster for hire.(One of my favorite lines goes like this, Midget Slave: "Lord Doom, Earth's weapons are merely atomic." to which I am forced to respond, "MERELY ATOMIC?! YOUR WEAPON IS A SEA MONSTER YOU FOUND IN THE YELLOW PAGES!"). Some of the more notable crappy parts of this movie are the fat biker who is also a genius, the alien that speaks Latin with an accent, Lord Doom's costume which was obviously stolen from a Power Ranger's wardrobe trailor, Lord Doom's midget slave, Kraa's terrible costume, the reporter who isn't hit by debris but falls anyway, hollow buildings, the CG scene where a triangular-shaped box hits a sattelite that looks like it was progammed and animated using a bargain bin stopwatch from K Mart, and the unbelievably badly choreographed fight scene between what looks to be the love child of Zack and A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell. In short, if a man puts a gun to your head and says "Watch Kraa or die!", take the bullet, you'll thank me in heaven.