Jawbreaker (1999)
Jeff Conaway: Marcie's Father
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Quotes
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Marcie : [in dining room] Dad, don't be a dick.
Marcie's Father : *What* did you say?
Marcie : Are you gonna launch into another lecture on the ugliness of profanity?
Marcie's Father : I just wish you could hear yourself. You sound uneducated.
Marcie : Dad...
Marcie's Father : And you know what? It reflects on your parents.
Marcie : Pa-*rent.*
Marcie's Father : That's right. I gotta be the Mom and the Dad.
Marcie : Whatever.
Marcie's Father : I was watching Oprah today...
Marcie : Hmm. That must be the Mom in you.
Marcie's Father : [not put off his sttide] And you know what the topic was?
Marcie : Lemme guess. Club kids?
Marcie's Father : No. It was "Is your child a follower?"
Marcie : [smirks] I'm done.
Marcie's Father : And you know what?
Marcie : Can I go now?
Marcie's Father : I was deeply concerned, because, yes, Oprah, my child is a follower.
Marcie : You're so lame, you don't even have any friends.
Marcie's Father : Oh, whatever happened to my sweet little Brownie?
[tries to rub her cheek]
Marcie : [pulls away] Stop.
Marcie's Father : My Girl Scout? You remember the Tiffany concert?
[chuckles]
Marcie's Father : You loved Tiffany!
[sings:]
Marcie's Father : I think we're alone now...
Marcie : Oh, my God!
[clutches her head in pain]
Marcie's Father : [continues singing] There doesn't seem to be anyone around...
Marcie : [doorbell rings] Thank God!